Lilim Holic - Vol. 1 Ch. 12 - Fleeting Inspiration

[StandFab]

I had a friend that did it in elementary school (like grade 6 or 7). He had written an explicit story about the teacher's son (who was in our class) and an annoying girl in the class during time spent in the computer lab, then accidentally sent it to the printer in the office/staff room across the hall from the lab when he hit print on it instead of on the exercise we were supposed to be doing.

He panicked when he hit print on it and ran to the printer in the lab but nothing was coming out. Then all of a sudden you hear our teacher bellow from across the hall "WHO WROTE THIS?!?!?!?!" as she storms into the room.

I wish I could remember if anyone fingered him as the culprit or if he got away with it.

People never fail to surprise me.

 

[EulBassist]

Thanks for the chapter!

 

[Tic_tac_potato]

Ahhh, straight back to highschool memories with this one. Except it was someone writing a fanfic between me and another guy...

 

[Apollo_Ibis]

Damn, you all had some very interesting high school lives then

 

[mug3n]

Damn, you all had some very interesting high school lives then

It didn't happen to me like that and it was really nothing, but in middle and high school I used to draw copies of illustrations from Dragon Ball, Kenshin, Phantasy Star Online and whatnot, unfortunately this was in a time where manga and anime still were not that accepted (even if Dragon Ball was very popular). One of the designated bullies in the class in my second year of middle school made me a laughstock because I did a drawing of Trunks with the Frieza army clothing, he said I drew him with a huge cock, it was bad.

Years later I found the drawing and it was pretty faithful to the original, so I reckon it was a freudian slip of his. I wished I knew what a freudian slip was back then and come back with a retort

 

[Shrimperor]

Oh man, this brings back memories.

We've all accidentally turned in a possibly erotic fanfiction instead of the assignment in high school, right?

Uh... Right?!

what's more embarrassing
ero fanfic or acting chuunibyou

 

[RollOmega]

 

[Kagimizu]

Ok. Bro gets a pass on typical MC denseness after a fujoshi sperg dump like that + saying she ships him with his friend.

She explicitly says she distinguishes reality from fiction and doesn't actually ship them. It's more she puts on the shipping goggles so she can use the MC and his friend as a reference point. And frankly I commend her for wanting to write BL that doesn't make one or both of the guys a girl in all but anatomy. I personally do not like and actively avoid BL, but I commend the dedication to wanting her writing to feel "real."

But moreover his denseness comes from 1) her stated lack of interest in romance- which yeah she makes a pretty convincing case right here- and 2) the fact that she's a succubus who even without the sex demon allure is naturally attractive and sociable to the point of drawing people in like gravity. So for a gloomy pessimist like him, the idea that she might be into him feels like pure arrogance if not delusion on his part.

Hell, that succubus that almost assaulted the MC did so out of jealousy towards the FMC, because the FMC could have just about any guy she wants if she were so inclined. But she not only refuses, she manages to still be beautiful and strong (in terms of succubus prowess) despite not feeding. Like some dude managing to have and keep a six-pack despite only occasionally working out and putting no effort into his diet.

 

[mug3n]

what's more embarrassing
ero fanfic or acting chuunibyou

Chuuni. Everyone is horny and understand.

 

[TNT261]

I had a friend that did it in elementary school (like grade 6 or 7). He had written an explicit story about the teacher's son (who was in our class) and an annoying girl in the class during time spent in the computer lab, then accidentally sent it to the printer in the office/staff room across the hall from the lab when he hit print on it instead of on the exercise we were supposed to be doing.

He panicked when he hit print on it and ran to the printer in the lab but nothing was coming out. Then all of a sudden you hear our teacher bellow from across the hall "WHO WROTE THIS?!?!?!?!" as she storms into the room.

I wish I could remember if anyone fingered him as the culprit or if he got away with it.

Caught or not That's certainly a story you tell 15 years later after you've died of embarrassment at least 3 times.

 

[DoubleMatter]

I'm ready to bet this is what she has in her room and was flustered he could discover a couple of chapters ago.