too much of- title name
Like- FB mom
Strike- Bowling royalty
This- fake updoot
Funny- standing up
Love- lover boy (?)
Thinking- the thinker (?)
Confused- "_________"
Drunk- road hazzard
Helpful- shiny
Dumb- genetical lobotomy
Wow- surprising!
Angry- violent
Love - "Harem Protagonist"
Thinking - "Philosopher" / "I have Questions"
Helpful - "Hero of the village" / "Local Hero" / "He who knows" / "Knowledge Holder"
Like - "Average Joe" (because you never post comments good or different enough to warrant another reaction)