Iruma: "Hey kids, wanna start a nation?"
Kindergarteners: "Boy, do we!"
Iruma: "Huh, that was easy."
Kindergartener 1: "In this new nation, naptimes will be mandatory!"
Iruma: "Hahaha!"
Kindergartener 2: "And women will be second-class citizens!"
Iruma: "...Clarence, you are a girl."
Kindergartener 2: "Shit!"
Kindergartener 3: "And we are going to instate the death penalty for everyone who doesn't share his crayons with me! Or is a dog-demon!"
Iruma: "Alright, so maybe this will be harder than I thought."
Mephisto: "OR... Maybe we need to indoctrinate them even younger."
Five minutes later, at the nursery.
Baby: "Googoo gaga, HEIL DEMON HITLER."
Iruma/Mephisto: "Shit."