Mangadex detective agency

[BlackGeneral]

… can I get a job too? I need the money

Sure, this place needs some young blood.
What is your talent kid?

 

[fungifordinner]

eating professionally disposing of any waste

i think I could take odd jobs too big boss

 

[BlackGeneral]

eating professionally disposing of any waste

i think I could take odd jobs too big boss

I though about it all day and I know what I can give you

Not every mystery come to us, sometimes you are the one who has to found the mystery.
So your job is to walk around the city and reporting any weird events

 

[BlackGeneral]

Who killed MSML?

 

[Angry_Panda]

Who killed MSML?

@COCK_ROBINISBACK JOKE HERE.

No, I'm not making this up.

 

[Lowfyie]

Who killed MSML?

We need to figure this out so we can give them a medal ASAP.

 

[a_singular_strike]

A new rival club was created some days ago. I heard some people call it ACG.

I would like you to investigate its Guru. I fear he has some connection with a sadly known anti-yuri club.
If my fears come true, I would like it if you report him and all his club to the police of this district, so that every actions that they do stop.

Respectfully,
LLG fanclub member.

Sunrise, dawn of a new day. The usual hustle and bustle hasn't started yet.

A new day arose and my alarm clock knew just the right apocalyptic beeping to wake me up. With half-opened eyes I brewed my morning tea and began to get ready for the day. It didn't take too long for me to arrive at the office, thankfully the streets weren't crowded yet. @BlackGeneral, as always first to come and last to go, already waited at his desk and greeted me with a waving of his hand. "Morning. Any new cases come up?" He shook his head and then diverted his attention to his computer. In front of him cheese of questionable background. Another one of his many interests, writing online reviews of cheese.
I sat down on my chair and began to search the FWW (Forum Wide Web) on anything which might hint at a button 'for the destructing of yuri'. Of course I browsed Incognito.

Suddenly the door flew wide open and a fair haired person immediately stepped to my desk. "Sherlock Strike, I come with an urgent request." Her golden eyes gleemed in the morning sun, golden eyes full of determination. She introduced herself as @OisE, a passionate member of the LLG club, a club famous for their copious usage of dictionaries. It seems a new club was created some time ago, going by the name ACG. OisE greatest worries, besides her club-induced rivalry, were the rumors floating around that place, specifically its 'Guru', who seems to have connections with an anti-yuri club. The moment I heard that, my eyes widdened up. Even BlackGeneral stopped writing and looked at me in shock. Could this be a lead, a blessing?

I accepted the case, much to OisE's satisfaction. As she left the office, @TheTopAdventure arrived and wanted to sit down. "You can stand up again. New case just flew in and I think you should accompany Strike." BlackGeneral's friendly demeanour didn't make this any less iritating for the doctor.


Late Morning. An active Forum on an active day. Infront of the ACG club.

Finding the ACG club wasn't witchcraft, on the contrary. Located at the main street with a big sign it welcomed every literary-minded user to come inside and partake in profound word games. As I entered the club I was greeted by an atmosphere of great intelect; murmur and whisper a reminder to be quiet, as to not disturb the others. "Hello, are you new here? How can I help you?" I was greeted by a user with white hair, glasses and a washed out yellow hair accessory in the form of a cross. A variation of a V3 defaultee, a rare kind. "We have heard that a new club opened recently and wanted to check it out. What are the club activities here?" Dr. TheTopAdventure was the first to respond, urging me with a wink to subtly check our surroundings. I looked around from the corner of my eye. Nothing suspicious here, only normal users with their thesauri. "Well then you are in luck to have met me, @N2O, as I manage this little place. Come with me, I show you around."

And so we were led back and forth, from a grande library, that would put the one from LLG to shame, to the Thinking Space, where multiple users thought of new possible associations to the given words. "Our primary goal is of course for everyone to have fun but we still seek something with our work." Her face looking at us, expecting a question but still carrying on regardless. "Enlightenment. We ultimately search for the meaning of all things. The word where all words end up, in that sense their Apa Sâmbetei." The two of us stared in blank disbelief, but that didn't bother her. "Quite poetic, is it not? One step closer to understand the nature of god." "Do you mean the MODs?" Every word that came from N2O's word was hard to digest. The word of words and the nature of a god? Did this even have anything to do with our case, with yuri?
She laughed, "Of course I don't mean them, don't be silly. I mean the Progenitor of..." -Ding- "Oh, the break time has started, would you two like to join me for a piece of cake?" "With pleasure.", said a tormented doctor, who could only muster a faint smile. This was unlike anything else he read from his textbooks.

Compared to her speech from before, the break time was very ordinary. I spoke with other members who passionately showed me their words and why they used them. TheTopAdventure also tried to find the next word, but we sadly had to go back before he could succeed. We promised the defaultee to definitely come back, much to her joy. Though when we parted ways I could have sworn to see a black glitching on her left shoulder.




Status Report
Case: still in progress
Note: must find out more about N2O, seemed quite cultish; Could the button case be bigger than we thought or not even related to this case? must find out more about 'word of words' and 'nature of god (Progenitor???)'

 

[N2O]

We promised the defaultee to definitely come back, much to her joy. Though when we parted ways I could have sworn to see a black glitching on her left shoulder.

Hehehe, they found us @panzerkampfwagyu

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Hehehe, they found us @panzerkampfwagyu

Uhh... I have no idea what you are talking about, my brother in defaulteeism. This is just a coincidinci, nothing to see there.

shhh
Don't tell 'em

 

[a_singular_strike]

"Detectives! Detectives! Something terrible has happened!" Into the shop bursts a disheveled and frazzled Monsieur MSML.

His skin is pale white, contrasting his freckles like brown sugar sprinkled upon a warm cup of coffee with foam.

"There's been a murder... Of my arch-nemesis! ...but before you ask if I did it.... I HAVE AN ALIBI!"

He pulls out a pocketbook full of his daily schedule for the past 18 days.

"I believe I was... Getting a hot cocoa...."

He nods quickly as if to confirm it with himself after some doubt.

"Yes. For sure! Please look into the murder of ChickenJockey! I swear upon my life twas not me!"

Who killed MSML?

I don't really like taking contracts from dead men. No pay, no gain, just wasted time and you do know how meager our savings at the detective agency are.


Status Report
Case: on hold
Note: maybe when the situation allows it; we have too much on our minds right now to care for the death of a single user

 

[Itsukimoto]

It was [Redacted]

 

[BlackGeneral]

I don't really like taking contracts from dead men. No pay, no gain, just wasted time and you do know how meager our savings at the detective agency are.


Status Report
Case: on hold
Note: maybe when the situation allows it; we have too much on our minds right now to care for the death of a single user

Speaking of dead, we need to talk.

You are my best detective, you know that. And it's not only because you are the only one.
You have the mind, the talent and most importantly, the heart.
This city is getting dangerous, a lot of people disappears, and I have a feeling I will be next
I made a lot of enemies during the years. It's what happen you fight criminals, they don't really like you
Well, you know that already.

Anyways, I want you to have the agency the day something happen to me. I did all the papers, you will get everything.
The budling, my desk, the coffee machine, my secret files, the cat... everything

And I know, I know.... you are more of a tea person. But please accept it

 

[a_singular_strike]

Speaking of dead, we need to talk.

You are my best detective, you know that. And it's not only because you are the only one.
You have the mind, the talent and most importantly, the heart.
This city is getting dangerous, a lot of people disappears, and I have a feeling I will be next
I made a lot of enemies during the years. It's what happen you fight criminals, they don't really like you
Well, you know that already.

Anyways, I want you to have the agency the day something happen to me. I did all the papers, you will get everything.
The budling, my desk, the coffee machine, my secret files, the cat... everything

And I know, I know.... you are more of a tea person. But please accept it

Someone would say that there is a ninja cutting onions but not me. These tears are mine alone and proof of how glad I am that you are back and how sad I am to read that you will someday be gone. You know, the agency wouldn't be the same without you.

P.S.: Doesn't the cat belong to TheTopAdventure?

 

[Itsukimoto]

the cat..

Hey I never agreed to this-nya!

 

[BlackGeneral]

It's how I call Itsukimoto. She is very independent but you still need to feed her

 

[Manko-sensei]

@BlackGeneral I have two cases for a French toast + fries menu such as yourself! First of all, you've been disappeared for some time, has some kind of organisation pulled a kidnapping on you, right after Christmas day?
The second case is a bit more serious/hard, two new users have commented on three 2020 recruitment posts and bawled at the fact the Discord invites are no longer valid. Is it coincidence a couple of new accounts have done this kind of necroing, or a new sort of bot posting? The posts left as evidence are the following ones: MyOniiSan Scans (not @Data_Gold scans), Uprise Scanlations and Sweet Temptations (definitely not @BakedBanana recommending yuri).

 

[Itsukimoto]

has some kind of organisation pulled a kidnapping on you, right after Christmas day?

Rather Gao has kidnapped us-nya.

 

[TheSeer]

First of all, you've been disappeared for some time, has some kind of organisation pulled a kidnapping on you, right after Christmas day?

This information is gatekept in the discord server for the project.

 

[Angry_Panda]

This information is gatekept in the discord server for the project.

Yikes. In my day, we just huddled around the backhoe out in a field someplace and made sure no one got too close. You kids and your fancy chat rooms....