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Some people only open their mouths to change feet.
- "Then when questioned by the hero's fiancé I will freely admit that the guy he subdued is my subordinate."
- stop talking...
- "And I'll support my subordinate by immediately casting him as a brave person and the hero's fiancé as someone that would attack a brave citizen. And of course talk up his impeccable nature and associate that grand nature with myself so that they'll turn on the hero."
- seriously, please stop talking...
- "Of course I'll immediately throw that guy under a cart the second that the hero's fiancé brings evidence that my subordinate met with bandits."
- Oh no, he's gone insane. He's monologuing. I didn't think people actually did this.
- "...And then I'll make sure to firmly plant my meticulously well-crafted shoe as deep as possible, right in my mouth."
- Please, just go ahead and stick your foot in your mouth now so you'll shut up!