Minotaurus' Sweetheart - Ch. 3

[exxp]

Too innocent, these 3

 

[pajamawolfie]

I was laughing my ass off.

 

[spandxltd]

@alannondarklord judging by your profile picture, I believe you are too biased against beast men to have relevant opinions on this matter.

 

[alannondarklord]

@spandxltd Well, a) you're thinking Warhammer Fantasy and b) I've had a lot of experience in these various kind of situations. The solution is always the same, mind you, but a lot of relevant experience here.

 

[Simpleton]

@Lazytyke Definitely a magical book. I dunno about whether it is a troll or not, but it seems to have an agenda.

 

[Waruku]

Jajajaja so cute

 

[erati]

Chinese room

 

[TNT261]

I love this, but on another note isn’t she a little too easy? I mean the guy is literally reading random lines out of a generic book of pick up lines that was originally one of her subordinates and she immediately fell head over heels unable to do anything love. Isn’t that kinda dangerous for humanity considering she’s the strongest adventure nearby? Also how has no one else taken advantage of her yet? She’s really easy. That said she gets bonus points for not being racist (speciesist?) and not caring about his outside appearance (or maybe she just has that fetish?.. nah). Three chapters in and she’s already learned a lesson that took other princesses an entire movie.

 

[Katharistis]

Let it be known that soldiers carried a "Pickup lines" book into a battle and then proceeded to drop said book.

 

[Tairo]

It's a bit of a stretch that a girl who is that popular and attractive hasn't been confessed to before, especially considering how everyone around her reacted when they saw her walking down the street.
Then again, it could be that she's known as a powerful adventurer, so everyone is too scared to try, out of fear of if they anger her.

Also, asking for marriage in the first sentence would probably get a strong reaction from anyone, but usually not a good one.

 

[hancea1996]

@TNT261 people like that exists. I mean my cousin is a "Boxed Child", which is a child pampered so much by parents that they have no knowledge of the lewd stuff as its not teached by parents, only that doing wrong thing is bad. Basically she has zero knowledge about love and other stuff teenage kids luv. Kinda like Kaguya from Kaguya-sama Love is War.
My cousin got told by a random boy w/ "I love you" and she thought he means it so she went out w/ him. Then she found out one day that he is not serious and only wanted to fucc her so she beat the crap out of him as my cousin knows Taekwondo. Now she threatens any boy that tries to get close to her which includes me....

 

[Tsukinotaku]

How the hell does he keep landing on the perfecr pages to flirt....

 

[leusee]

I thought he was gonna hug her like jumping on a grenade.

 

[walczyk]

hamster banana

 

[Chuyo]

her outfit is so tacky it makes no sense

 

[Dradetias]

Who the fuck wrote that damn book? I need it!

 

[InfiniteParadox]

Plot twist. The book loves her.

 

[ElizLestrad]

His luck with that book is astounding...

 

[Haydrion101]

@hancea1996 Sounds like you got a wild family.