Adorable.
"Hurry, human. I need you to insert nutrients into my oral cavity." isn't exactly the hottest pillow talk, but... would.When's he feeding her the 🍖?
Definition of bravery - inserting your meat in an Eldritchian abomination
I think it's too late for MC to start worrying about that nowPeople are gonna judge me, if you keep talking like that
Continue chewing for me.
There was a show or movie or something that had a murder committed by a formula 1 driver but he was insisting it wasn't him despite the mountain of evidence and witness testimony, turned out he was part of a group of identical triplets that were adopted at birth to different houses, 1 of them died in childhood, the other 1 was bitter when he found that he was a triplet and that his brother was adopted by a rich family that gave him every advantage that he could become a professional athlete whereas he was adopted into a poor and abusive family so he wanted to frame him for a crime as revenge. I might have some of the details wrong because I wasn't really watching it but it was along those lines.Doubleganger/shapeshifter crime, blackmail and framing are quite rarely tackled in fiction, now that I think about it.
Outside of comedic cases off the top of my head I can only think of Spider-Man, but honestly that guy is just cursed to suffer every possible thing and some that wouldn't even be possible to occur.
If she wants some nice protein straight to the face who is anyone to argue?"Hurry, human. I need you to insert nutrients into my oral cavity." isn't exactly the hottest pillow talk, but... would.