My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 1 Ch. 18 - My girlfriend received shrine offerings

[W-Scarecrow]

Wait, If mom wants grandkids, why send pineapple?

Obviously for Post-Coital Pina Coladas

 

[rymar]

He is gonna get premium top

 

[thycondrius]

MIL just sent our MC some babymaking fuel.

Go for it MC!

 

[chusetto]

She wants her grandkids soon

 

[MontDilanus1343]

Wait, If mom wants grandkids, why send pineapple?

Pineapples are purported to make it taste better

Refer to previous statement.

 

[Majorasic]

Refer to previous statement.

Improves the smell too, of sweat as well.

 

[Geardofwario]

I'd be making a whole swarm with her tbh.

 

[SansRainAsterisk]

monster energy zero ultra (taurine and mystery chemicals) - oysters (zinc supps better) - celery (with hummus, mmmm) and pineapple is a crazy combo if you guys know what i mean. its a little freaky how well this works.

Pls. elaborate...

 

[CTOrigin9029]

Why wifey? Still don't want any kid yet?

 

[fridgebro]

Pls. elaborate...

its makes you cum a lot

 

[KyoN007]

I learned sth new today

 

[motar94]

Damn mama work fast. She be like, "give me grandkids now".

 

[Yamato06]

Grandma wants dem babies NOW

 

[LilithRaven]

Is oyster really that helpful? Like you know…😂

no it’s not >.> it’s just a myth

 

[LilithRaven]

Yes

no they arw fucking not, otherwise any one that eats them will had reported getting really horny or something, but you can eat untill you vomit and won’t get any boner

also amino acids? really? since when did that trigger a boner in any one?
also zinc! wtf? go an buy an zinc supliment, your testosteron won’t go up just because of bloody zinc, it has that function but NO study showed to have the effect of an aphrodisiac

 

[FantasyMaster]

no they arw fucking not, otherwise any one that eats them will had reported getting really horny or something, but you can eat untill you vomit and won’t get any boner

also amino acids? really? since when did that trigger a boner in any one?
also zinc! wtf? go an buy an zinc supliment, your testosteron won’t go up just because of bloody zinc, it has that function but NO study showed to have the effect of an aphrodisiac

Chill Doc.
What I quoted is a part of a wikipedia page, not a medical thesis. Also, it's not just that. There are tons of other articles that say more or less the same thing.
If every single one is fake, do yourself a favor and report the whole internet. And also, feel free to quote one of your medical tomes, doc.