My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 2 Ch. 68 - Our girls and apple bunnies

[Darkzepheran]

Besto friendo!!!

 

[NotSomeone]

It does work, what also works is pretending that the food is a fighter jet crashing into the child's mouth.

Sir a second spoon of cereal as hit the child

 

[Kyuketsuki]

Apple sleeps
"Peach" grabs

 

[Laparoscopic]

I think on some level she might legit not see it.

That would be an interesting psychological trait, that she’s unable to process visually abstract figures to see what they’re supposed to represent. Wonder whether that would be a personal trait or a racial one, shared with all other spider-folk.

 

[Ingway]

Rather than pessimism vs optimism, I think she just takes it too literally somehow. Like "oh, that's not exactly how a bunny looks, so it's not a bunny".

 

[Graywing]

That bluntness tho. Thanks for the chapter!!!

 

[DestinyCookie]

Mantis girl wins this round I guess

Nah, Taya speaks my love language.

 

[Geardofwario]

Taya is spider lady, Kiri is mantis girl.

I love Taya's blunt honesty.

Blunt honesty?!
It does look like a bunny! 👏 😤

 

[isoycrazy]

Blunt honesty?!
It does look like a bunny! 👏 😤

To a Surrealist artist, it isn't. It looks like apples in the shape of a bunny. Much like this famous painting of "The Treachery of Images":

Translation: This is not a pipe.

 

[BlargET]

I do wonder if making food look cute actually makes kids want to eat it more

Ummm... chicken nuggets?

 

[vannn]

Sir a second spoon of cereal as hit the child

Never forget…the wholesome taste of honey nut gladios. Make breakfast an inside job!

 

[nathan67003]

The goals simply do not stop.

 

[Average-Manga-Enthusiast]

I do wonder if making food look cute actually makes kids want to eat it more

As a brother of 10 year old, yes it does. The food either must look Delicious, Cute or Cool (Dinosaurs and such). I like cooking and cutting vegetables so it's a joy to cook up and decorate food for this brat.

 

[wallsg]

Spider GF would absolutely bite the heads off chocoloate easter bunnies without a 2nd thought.

(Wtf IS her name now that I think about it, has it ever been mentioned and I just forgot?)

I read so many works here that I have to have files to track names and such. I'm horrible with names anyway. Here's my file up to this chapter.

Spoiler: characters.txt

Ikeda, Haru (M)
o) ML
o) Age: 28
o) Overworked salaryman with nothing to do in life but work, drink, and sleep
o) Doesn't see himself ever having a family of his own
o) Life changed when he got a monster girlfriend who takes human form
o) He was formerly an actor/stuntman
o) Knows Tanya's adoptive father is a skeleton
o) A stuntman accident severely injured his leg and he needed therapy to walk again
o) Taya fixed his leg with her spiders and removed the rod but said it would hurt like hell for a while
o) Now back doing stunt work with Rui

xxx, Taya (F)
o) FL
o) Age: ???
o) Monster who takes human form
o) Tshuchigumo, "Spiders of the Mountain"
o) Six eyes, four arms, two legs and seems to see in the dark
o) Cooks often but barely eats her own meals
o) ML buys stag beetles for her to eat
o) Also eats fish bait (worms)
o) Rescued him from underwater when he slipped/jumped off a bridge
o) Doesn't seem to sleep except in winter
o) Actual mother died saving her from a human mob after she saved someone from drowning

Fuuka (F)
o) Taya's adoptive mother
o) Can't have kids
o) Pushes Haru for grandchildren

Hiro (M)
o) Taya's adoptive father
o) Skeleton/lich/something living in this world by hate
o) Presses Taya for grandchildren
o) Works as a therapist to keep his life-sustaining hate alive

Akane (F)
o) Haru's ex-GF
o) When Haru found out she was cheating she reported him to HR for harassment
o) Taya told her that she injected her finger with venom that would kill her if she cheated again so she cut it off
o) Taya actually implanted ward spiders underneath her eye
o) Claims she lost her finger in an accident
o) Haneda's ex-GF (just trying to get closer to Haru)
o) Taya caused her finger to grow back

Haneda, Rui (M)
o) Ex-coworker of Haru (actor/stunt)
o) Bad blood but made up
o) Akane's (now ex-)BF
o) Has a new girlfriend who he thinks isn't human (mantis)
o) GF (now wife) Kiri is a stuntwoman he met on the set
o) Has a "nasty bug bite" on his neck

Haneda, Kiri (F)
o) Mantis (Cave Johnson would be proud)
o) Seems to know she and Taya have met before
o) Believes Taya killed her family
o) Taya suppressed her memories as a child after Kiri killed her people due to a bloodlust curse

Jeff (?)
o) One of the tiny spiders that repair Taya's clothes when she transforms
o) Likes sweets

 

[wallsg]

Sir a second spoon of cereal as hit the child

I stayed home from work and watched the news that day.

 

[Specplayz]

I do wonder if making food look cute actually makes kids want to eat it more

definitely does. But don't make them too cute, otherwise they will get attached to it.

 

[Kami_Nana]

Optimism vs. pessimism

Realism, not pessimism.

 

[ZzombieNoel]

I love how he is looking younger and nicer as things pick up for him