Dex-chan lover
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Cafeteria Food:
-Costs Money
-Isn't made with love, is just frozen shit that is produced en masse
-Probably makes you regret everything
-Tastes like shit because of Michelle Obama
Girlfriend's Food:
-Free
-Is made with pure, unrivaled amorous love
-Makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside BEFORE you eat it
-Tastes like an Angel shat pure ambrosia into your mouth
I think I know which is the CHAD and which is the virgin here.
-Costs Money
-Isn't made with love, is just frozen shit that is produced en masse
-Probably makes you regret everything
-Tastes like shit because of Michelle Obama
Girlfriend's Food:
-Free
-Is made with pure, unrivaled amorous love
-Makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside BEFORE you eat it
-Tastes like an Angel shat pure ambrosia into your mouth
I think I know which is the CHAD and which is the virgin here.