Onnamaou-sama wa Yuusha-kun wo Taosenai. - Ch. 11

[arcosapphire]

Does any armor in anime protect from attacks?

Goblin Slayer takes armor more seriously. As does Handyman Satou.

 

[Kyuketsuki]

That freshly washed body needs some after bath moisturizing. Especially the well crafted core muscles.

 

[Hardik_7547]

I AM LOST FOR WORDS, NUDITY, GYARU, ABS, ASS BOOBS, TALL, DEMON, THANKS A LOT FOR THE TRANSLATIONS.

 

[olivetho]

That freshly washed body needs some after bath moisturizing. Especially the well crafted core muscles.

why would you moisturize after a bath? it's not like you can get any more moist than being full on submerged in water. if that's not enough to moisturize your skin, then i doubt any sort of artificial moisturizer's gonna be able to do it.

 

[BanditHadron]

A wound you say?

Could it be an… “axe wound???”

I dun git it

 

[BanditHadron]

why would you moisturize after a bath? it's not like you can get any more moist than being full on submerged in water. if that's not enough to moisturize your skin, then i doubt any sort of artificial moisturizer's gonna be able to do it.

Bathing too much / too long will remove your body's outer layer of oils which protect the skin and keep its moisture intact - causing the skin to dry out, requiring moisturizing. Now, your body will do this on its own eventually, but artificial skin moisturizers are helpful in hurrying this along and preventing skin from cracking.

 

[Random_Passer-by]

I dun git it

You're not missing much.

 

[BlargET]

GOD MOTHER FUCKEN DAMN.

Eh hem, I mean

COME HERE BROWN WOMAN TIME TO RACE MIX.

sorry don't know what's come over me.

 

[Nightazakus]

I have no clue where this story is going but I’m here for it

 

[arcosapphire]

I have no clue where this story is going but I’m here for it

I really will be surprised if it goes anywhere, instead of just being gag of the week.

 

[Bireus]

Surprised the author didn't ham it up with the oneeshota jokes in this chap.

Instead it was a surprisingly wholesome chap, even though they where both naked.

Felt more motherly than snu snu bait.

The boy is legit a surrogate son. Nothing horny, just her playing step mother to a son that idolizes her for what she is. Outside of lewdness it's actually pretty cute.

 

[t28]

Demon king has already been defeated 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[Fugutron]

I'm betting there is a bestial patch of fur down there

 

[Kushikime]

Thanks for the chapter

 

[olivetho]

Bathing too much / too long will remove your body's outer layer of oils which protect the skin and keep its moisture intact - causing the skin to dry out, requiring moisturizing. Now, your body will do this on its own eventually, but artificial skin moisturizers are helpful in hurrying this along and preventing skin from cracking.

ah yes, using artificial products to restore the skin/hair to its "natural state". the logical equivalent of saying: "today i will clean my car using the BigBrand(R) Totally-Not-Sandpaper-Coated Cleaning Sponge(TM). Egads! look at how scratched the paintjob was under all that grime, i would never have noticed it if weren't for Cleaning Sponge(TM)'s cleaning prowess! Thankfully, BigBrand(R) in their infinite thoughtfulness have anticipated this outcome, and are selling the BigBrand(R) Car Crayons(TM) at only $179.99 a piece, allowing one to restore their car's paintjob to its full original lustre! Whatever would we do without you, BigBrand(R)?"

but fr though, moisturizer sounds like a manufactured solution to a manufactured problem.

 

[kingarthur020500]

He should ask about her other gash

 

[BanditHadron]

ah yes, using artificial products to restore the skin/hair to its "natural state". the logical equivalent of saying: "today i will clean my car using the BigBrand(R) Totally-Not-Sandpaper-Coated Cleaning Sponge(TM). Egads! look at how scratched the paintjob was under all that grime, i would never have noticed it if weren't for Cleaning Sponge(TM)'s cleaning prowess! Thankfully, BigBrand(R) in their infinite thoughtfulness have anticipated this outcome, and are selling the BigBrand(R) Car Crayons(TM) at only $179.99 a piece, allowing one to restore their car's paintjob to its full original lustre! Whatever would we do without you, BigBrand(R)?"

but fr though, moisturizer sounds like a manufactured solution to a manufactured problem.

That (overly-sassy) argument could also be applied to bandages, lol.
"Why bandage my wounds when it will heal over by itself eventually?"
Because the issue is doing it fast.

 

[BanditHadron]

You're not missing much.

...That's one of the dumbest euphemisms I've ever heard.

 

[Kikeemu]

please adopt the tiny shota hero, i am getting died from the diabetes here!!
Thanks for the meal.

 

[CalebPlowmann]

Tbh i believe that the Hero, in his inocense, was talking about other "wound". My mind its so dirty