There are still times when the fucker just sprays in all directions, like sprinkler. Or chooses two-three major directions he goes to at the same time, and you can't fit them all if you stand. It's especially frequent after switching modes, so if, for example, I fapped recently, I'd prefer to pee while sitting, for 2-3 times. But anyway, I'm too lazy to sit all the time. You don't feel yourself a firefighter in this case.
And I leave my phone in a pocket if I am just peeing. For these recent smartbricks I just have huuuuge pockets in all my pants.
+1 to reviving pierced Okayama