Oshimai - Vol. 2 Ch. 11 - Miki senpai in the Morning

[xines]

What the F did I just read? Moar please!

 

[VEMQEUVOTETAKOPIRU]

Ok

 

[need4speedrazor6]

I want my 30 seconds back

 

[meangradear]

just sit down. at the very least, you save some paper.

 

[cillbosby]

@undertrainingspy

my excited little brother want to pee every morning. But I just press him down and aim despite hurting him.

what did he mean by this

 

[yamigosaya]

Nice.

 

[XNovalX]

Some retarded shit. I don't get why wetties stand up and piss. You really want piss to splash back?

 

[ReaperCreeper]

Then don't take your phone in there.

 

[mcfucksauce]

just piss in her pussy, idiot

 

[nawoon]

that's why you sit to pee

 

[Groceries]

I laughed then my brain imploded. 🙃

 

[ShadeLights]

He couldn't aim because she was in the way, preventing him from seeing the bowl, sitting isn't really possible either, and you can just put your phone somewhere on the side, or just not bring it with you. Sitting down to piss hurts af

 

[Rozoro]

@ShadeLights A good Idea in theory but in practice you don't even know what you are pissing on.

Sitting down to piss hurts af

Definitely agree with you here, having your junk pressed against the inside of the toilet bowl while not flaccid is both uncomfortable and unsanitary. I'm honestly surprised that there are dudes here who would rather go through the trouble of removing their pants to sit down when pissing while standing up is literally the easiest thing in the world. If you don't want splashback aim for the sides of the bowl, and go more slowly if you can't seem to control your stream for whatever reason.

 

[Rengar]

Use it!

 

[Varler]

Does that count as... romance?

 

[blamo]

what kind of fucking limpdick virgin sits to pee?

 

[HoangDinh]

Why was this removed?