Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 11 - SCP-1048

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But can it build out of my depression and anxiety?

P.s. I'm just joking, in case anyone is legit concerned
 
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Ok but whose idea was it to allow a pregnant woman to work in undoubtedly THE MOST DANGEROUS ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD and not put her on leave for the entirety of her pregnancy? I mean this is the same organization that has:
1. An old man who phases through walls whenever he wants
2. A statue that kills you because you blinked
3. Dr. Bright
4. A reptile who literally cannot be killed
5. Numerous malevolent gods and reality benders
6. That one SCP that torments people for fun (which now that I think about it is incredibly vague, and could be used for a lot of SCPs)
7. A really sadistic mask that then kills its users
8. I AM A DOCTOR I AM A DOCTOR
9. Toast mf
10. Literal zombies
11. Invisible killers
12. That weird one with the eggs and babies
13. A living fire
14. A dog who just decides to curse you
15. Probably even more that are even more dangerous, sadistic and malevolent than the ones I just mentioned
Man, just how much do these people get paid to work in these conditions?
 

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