Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 127 - SCP-2872

[MangaDex]

 

[Hollow7F]

who was the genius that decided to build in a ramp to get to the cage, instead of an elevator

 

[KeiosKod]

This Dr. J(redacted) any notable character in the Foundation?

 

[mekrabbat]

Well, it's not our problem anymore. The Outer Dark is vast, and nobody is going to find a single horse in space ten light-years from Earth, and a horse without detailed astronomical knowledge is never going to find Earth again.

...is what I'd say if I lived in a non-SCP universe. It will probably be back when its compulsion to win the Kentucky Derby becomes overwhelming.

 

[HDMI1]

 

[artyom]

Commence HORSE-SPEED DRIVE!!!

 

[Deonis]

That's pretty speedy.

 

[Picauzo]

Its incredible how many SCP has gone to worse because of a genius idea from a random Dr

 

[Le_Butters]

@Hollow7F the same genius that thought that the previous contianment procedure was not working

 

[friendly]

I swear at this point I think if someone says "sure, this containment procedure WORKS, but-" the 05 should just re-assign them to janitorial work for a while.

 

[Megamahero]

The random Dr.(something) is a genius when let thing got worse than it should be. Or a brilliant spy who seek to free all the SCPs.

 

[Hekoo]

A good boi

Thank you for the amazing translation!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aronida]

at any point he can collide with earth and it would be gone. nice

 

[dootgoesnoot]

eventually he stopped thinking and only went fast

 

[Redsaint]

@KeiosKod
Probably the same Dr that kept feeding little kids to that damn lizard

 

[AgentKuga]

...so this horse is gonna swerve around one day and crash into the earth with enough power to obliterate the entire planet just to get to the Kentucky derby?

 

[Jeraflare]

Dr. Jack Bright shall hence forth be required to use his last name when submitting requests regarding SCP'S.

 

[WTFits]

I wonder how quickly Dr. J[Redacted] found himself demoted to Class-D after this boondoggle.

 

[shiyu]

homeboy just wanted to race

 

[Xanthion]

Speedy speed boy