Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 182 - SCP-3487

[MangaDex]

 

[shwiftyshfifty]

Good-speddy linguistic terrorist. Good-speddy.

o7

 

[xyzzy]

What a lazy cat.

Event 6
Movement: 2km (direction unclear due to significant changes to Earth)

Historical change: Formation timeline of Earth changed, separation of Pangea changed. This results in changes to Earth's magnetic field and structure, though none detrimental to current human existence. Presumably for SCP-3487 to be able to cross a man-made gap, [DATA EXPUNGED] breaches containment in the past, killing ancestors of those responsible for the gap's creation.

 

[BobBob]

Almighty Thor-ass creature.

Good luck with your classes, LT.

 

[ZeroNihilum]

If history was rewritten, how did they know it changed? Wouldn't the security camera be useless? Won't everything recorded on it be as if the cat never moved in the first place?

Schrodinger's gonna have a field day with this cat.

 

[Meijin]

Heliocentrism has been all the rage lately but clearly the earth moves on a gatacentric model.

 

[StrangeStripes]

If history was rewritten, how did they know it changed? Wouldn't the security camera be useless? Won't everything recorded on it be as if the cat never moved in the first place?

Schrodinger's gonna have a field day with this cat.

I assume Foundation 'monitoring equipment' includes SCPs, so they can identify and record world changing events. For example a bracelet that protect wearer from historical revisions, so they'll have memories of original history, or a document that once written on can never be altered (you can append to it, but previous entries remain identical forever).

 

[Data_Gold]

SCP really is at the best when it's about such fascinatingly absurd, yet simple, concepts like this

 

[AnimeJ]

Fuckin cats.

 

[thowawayhooray]

Thanks for the TL and good luck!

SCP link: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3487

 

[nathan67003]

Fuck TLing, nuke those classes. Godspeed, soldier

 

[ErtaWanderer]

If history was rewritten, how did they know it changed? Wouldn't the security camera be useless? Won't everything recorded on it be as if the cat never moved in the first place?

Schrodinger's gonna have a field day with this cat.

the foundation has acsess to several potent tech options that may make this posable. in this instance the monitoring divises probably have a dimensional lock or a memetic dampener to keep them reliable. they aren't fool proof but they do help.

 

[jseah]

The best kind of SCP. Simultaneously hilarious and clever, while also being mildly horrifying.

 

[Kamishin]

Damn, imagine being so lazy you would bend all of reality rather than just walk to your destination

 

[UncannyLuck]

That Ff4(?) reference at the end made me giggle.

 

[Malachite_Dragon]

I assume Foundation 'monitoring equipment' includes SCPs, so they can identify and record world changing events. For example a bracelet that protect wearer from historical revisions, so they'll have memories of original history, or a document that once written on can never be altered (you can append to it, but previous entries remain identical forever).

Correct, they occasionally use benevolent SCPs who are willing to work with them or Safe-class observation object types that they know how to manipulate. The little eye-drones on wheels that help with containment of 173 come to mind; they never need to blink, so they can keep an unbroken line of sight on it at all times while the cleaners go about their business.

 

[RexNemorensis]

It'll be alright bro. You got this.
You gots to ball. You cannot fall.

 

[barusan]

Thanks For The Chapter!