Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 33 - SCP-871

[MangaDex]

 

[cupandflail]

wow thatsa lotta cake huh

 

[MonsieurWeeb]

HAH! You can call this a piece of cakemagaddon

Just end me already

 

[A_Common_Crab]

But... Are they lies?

 

[AgentKuga]

heaven is near

 

[Mnuchinboo]

I can see why it's Keter . Cake does bring high blood pressure, increase risk of type two diabetes, increase risk of generation obesity, diseases when it rots and brings rats and bugs. Etc.

 

[Gackt1]

Don't know why, but this scp remind me about a chapter of Doraemon, in that chapter Nobita with one of Doraemon's gadget accidently created a cake can replication itself

 

[Romariel]

Let them have cake! ?

 

[BlindSun]

@Mnuchinboo Friendly reminder that the classes only classify how hard it is to contain, not how hazardous they are
inb4 r/whooosh

 

[CyberzControl]

Damn now I want cake.

Do you guys think I can get one of those cakes if I asked really nicely?

 

[Rahadyan4869]

pack it up & send it to africa

 

[BestBoy]

Whoa, two hundred and thirty seven cakes that self replicate? 237 self replicating cakes. That's almost as many as 24 tens! And that's terrible.

 

[PlatinumLantern]

@Mnuchinboo Well if you put it in box and forget about it it will most likely destroy our planet in few month

 

[TheDefend]

Whoever created this mustve heavily inspired by doraemon

 

[Cathrain]

@A_Common_Crab

If replicated enough times, they become real...

 

[Dragoon880]

Goodbye world hunger. Hello Diabetes.

 

[banirdag]

what a wonderful weapon of mass instinction

 

[Serapheid]

@Romariel

Perhaps the “princess” that said that had this particular cake in mind

 

[Serapheid]

@Cathrain

If replicated enough times, they become real...

No... it would only mean the world is drowned in lies...

 

[monstergelo]

and they said children in africa get starved