Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 5 - SCP-504

[Anoncommenter9]

Jakaiden021 or a anime YouTuber

 

[PramTheOracle]

The perfect gift for that one friend everyone has

You know the one

 

[Thighs4Life]

F to the dude who got killed my a mach speed tomato

 

[Deckless_Derp]

the shittier the joke the better lmao

 

[MonsieurWeeb]

Imagine planting this around a building then put on a list of terrible jokes recording into an audio system that can be heard even from outside and watch the building being raze to the ground by said plants.

 

[Rancor]

Mail this to Grandayy, see what happens.

 

[AsoruTan]

Does it works with shitty jokes or it's only works with pun?

 

[xcvzen]

Staying away from this one cuz I'm getting k1lled lmfao

 

[eldachii]

I don't think a tomato hitting you at 160km/h is survivable... Much less at 200km/h

 

[alacaelum]

Notes: I thought we'd just established that recordings work in place of live subjects! I know how much you guys hate the Class-Ds, especially D-504-012 (poor guy might not even recover before termination rolls around), but I'm making it clear that whoever oversaw this round of testing is getting a serious reprimand. The same goes for whoever leaked its video logs to the staff. - Dr. Blast

Wow, there is some pettiness going around the researchers of the SCO Foundation, but IIRC D-classes normally are death row inmates, arent they? So maybe the guy deserves it.

Bu the leaking was some next level douchebaggery... would love to see the video.