Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 73 - SCP-2300

[MangaDex]

 

[AgentKuga]

So indeed, this gives me a new viewpoint on the periodic table and it’s elements. I kind of like this too.
And I just realized. Gold is stupid.

 

[infocam]

Anyone noticed the radioactive elements not bothering to do anything (due to their density)?

 

[Muklas]

The cutest boys.

 

[BasilD]

When i read their name, i thought they meant "golems, sometimes"

 

[Confused]

less dense = more intelligence, ahaha that's funny.

 

[charasuu]

Au is minion? BANANA!

 

[GoblinGuy]

Any material separated behaves like normal

Ahem.
*breaks off part of SCP-2300-87*

 

[Flavor25]

Im not a fan of the recent scps. They don’t peak your curiosity or make you think like some of the others.

 

[princeofcups]

The higher the number, the further from the whole point of the SCP. Instead it's just silly puns and in-jokes. This is cute and all, but hardly SCP. Where were they found? How many Ds died to contain them? What dangerous experiments are being done on them? Oh, no, just some bad joke about the noble gases.

 

[OsoJr]

The fact they're euclid instead of safe makes this a little less innocent.

 

[PianoConspiracy]

They are only Euclid because the parts that they separate from themselves are normal elements. So if, say Plutonium or Uranium were to separate parts of themselves we suddenly have a highly radioactive box (from the box test).

 

[Koin]

Their Euclid because they're sentient end of story. The amount of times people have to explain this shit is fucking stupid.

 

[scripted]

Au is cute

Au for Autism <3

 

[QGC129]

Was the fanbox page a Sakanaction reference?

 

[Reigard]

das cute
give me one

 

[Werebearguy]

So they're pure constructs of a single element. Wonder if there's one made of solid uranium (or any radioactive material), and if they let that one walk around without worry.

EDIT: I must be stupid, I totally missed that there WAS a radioactive golem. I also agree that later numbered SCPs are a major dip in quality. The originals that were spooky, made by 4chan's /x/ board, were the absolute best. There's a few higher numbered ones that are fine, but the damage that was done with that takeover just ruined the site forever. They're also ruining and vandalizing the older ones with their bad edits. They also removed the stupid sexy doorknob. I'll never forgive them.

 

[M15T]

B A N A N A !!!

 

[thanghe]

sound like a production of Dr. Wondertainment

 

[Mnuchinboo]

It took a second but I got the noble gas pun.