Quotes

[Nick_Asano]

It's simple. For original quotes add nothing or credit yourself. For unoriginal quotes credit the source, or just add "(X)".

Example (original): We are all unironically broken people pretending to be ironically broken people.
Example (unoriginal): If people were rain, then I was a drizzle and she was a hurricane. -John Green
Example (unoriginal): You are helpful, and you are loved, and you are forgiven, and you are not alone. (X)

 

[sterven]

-Kaz

 

[MawMaw]

"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real." - Jaden Smith

 

[comeonnow0]

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" - A Very Stable Genius

 

[BroederTrapist]

Just because a quote sounds wise or smart doesn't make it an absolute truth.

~ BroederTrapist

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

"It's courteous to keep anything political in the aptly named thread, or at least in a thread where something of political relevance is already the topic of discussion." - Lao Tzu

 

[justforthelulz]

 

[BroederTrapist]

Nothing wrong with the heartbeat!

~ Meliodas

Spoiler

 

[Richman]

Eh, fuck it! What's the worst that could happen?

Me when I have to make a decision with a yes/no outcome.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman

Commit genocide?

>[YES]< [NO]

 

[Richman]

@bigtiddyoneesan
No

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman
B-but...

What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Richman]

@bigtiddyoneesan
The end of human kind

 

[TwenyTwo]

“I'm simply an accident. Why take it all so seriously?” -(X)

 

[YumGumYum]

None of us can be our best selves, we're too busy caring about something else.​

~ YumGumYum​

 

[Mr_Detective]

There are infinities that are greater than other infinities.

 

[BroederTrapist]

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

~ Rick Astley

 

[EzWeeb]

booba

 

[Greenfrost]

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk,' to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

~ Winston Churchill

 

[Nick_Asano]

I feel as if I'm on the moon listening to the air hiss out of my spacesuit, and I can't find the rip.
I'm the vice president of panic, and the president is missing. ~Paige Lewis