Quotes

[Dawebuzz]

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein

 

[Nick_Asano]

"I live because the mountains do not laugh and the worms do not sing."
~Emil Cioran

 

[Greenfrost]

“I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot.”

Then, unbuttons his vest, to reveal he's clearly bleeding heavily

Follows it up with "It takes more than that to kill a bull moose"

~ Teddy Roosevelt

 

[Nick_Asano]

The butTerfLIes arE EAtinG My brAiNS!!

~X

 

[wowfucktron]

I hate Australians so god damn much.
-moot

 

[aloysiusks]

Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot) - Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me." - Monty Python

 

[Poitato]

Tonight, we dine, IN HELL!!!
OH BOY WHAT'RE WE HAVING??
(Dnd group)

 

[Nick_Asano]

I saw a man.

He stood outside in the pouring rain.

He was drinking margaritas like a shark inhales the ocean.

Does anybody know his name?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Does anybody know his name?

Joe.