Could be much worse. Like getting Analchal cum.tfw some guy promises you some orichal cum but it's actually just regular cum
Hell I've ridden in the back of tractors with decent shock absorbers and yet my ass was beat from all the bumps and shit... Olden Carriages are worse.It's times like these you know if people have ever ridden in a wagon/tuktuk/drawn carriages, and those who haven't 😂
But a hymen won't last long against the Orichal cumA hyphen can go a long way man.