You all completely misjudge the elf.
She obviously just wanted to decrease her risk of getting back pain.
So she placed that additional weight on the table to relief her back.
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@roblewkey my mom tells me things I don't want to ever hear and one of them was "If a table is low enough I'll put my boobs on them because my back feels sooo much better!" She is 5'4'' so there aren't that many table and chair combos which allow for boobs on table
'Your honor, I repeatedly saw the suspect kill the princess.'
'... That princess? Sitting over there?'
'Yes, your honor'
'She looks pretty alive doesn't she?'