a "poor monk" is using an expensive smartphone and has money to invest in stock exchange ? that is a modern monk for you , lol .
president in pajamas is so $exy . and her survival instinct is the best , she is even biting a tentacle d!ck . " YOU WANT TO EAT MY A$$ ? I WILL EAT YOUR TENTACLE D!CK INSTEAD ."
the MC has thick plot-armor : he can drag out his heavy friend , through all the tentacles , to the exit , with lightning speed .
at the end , he has a lot of dates with the cute president , and he can listen to her cute voice for hours . what a lucky guy .