The following is a live presentation of the average SnK online discussion:
The following is rated:
M for Mommy Pieck
1) monke mutilation make me mopey
2) mass murder
3) maximum cope
4) maximum shitposting
Viewer Discretion Advised.
“Noooooo! Why isn’t my wholesome Karen Yeagerbomb winning?!!?!!”
“Uh, guys... genocide is pretty bad and calling it based, even unironically, is pretty cringe...”
“Shut up, you’re cringe!”
“Whu? Genocide isn’t based and it’s bad.”
“Can’t spell based without bad. Checkmate Cringevengertard. 😎”
“Guys, Eren is dead, we got this in the bag.”
“Noooooo! Eren can still asspull harder than Godmin!”
“How? Eren was the top in that relationship and Armin had the Power of Friendship on his side.”
“Warhammer cord, consciousness fuckery like Reiner, and, uh, Historia’s kid which is totally not the Farmer’s kid.”
“Nooooo!!!!! Isayama wouldn’t do that something that predictable.”
Checkmate, Cringevengertards!
*laugh track*
*insert orange man bad message*
*slams table as hard as possible*
It’s current year!
*tries hardest to mimic a chimp’s face*
And here’s your moment of Xen...ophobia.
*footage of Isayama drinking our tears in his sauna*
*audience overdoes from soyfacing*
*credits roll*