shitpost here

[wowfucktron]

@blackyawgdom
Gojira sugoi dekai futomomo!

 

[wowfucktron]

I’m not racist but...
This isn’t really a shitpost but...

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What the fuck is wrong with autocorrect?
No seriously, this shit wants to suggest the word CHAKRAS whenever I try to type sexual harassment.

That’s right it wants to say SEXUAL CHAKRAS when I want to type sexual harassment. Fucking newsflash, last I checked I wasn’t a middle aged white woman going through a midlife crisis while cheating on her husband with her yoga instructor.

There’s worse examples like how typing bl- will immediately autofill with black or Blart, as in de Fuhrer Paul Blart. The last one is cringe beyond belief because it refers to Blart as a misspelled word and, peace be upon him, Paul Blart’s real name is unknowable to humanity.

Lord help me, if I even think of typing the letters On. It will always autofill with “Onii-chan, please fuck my raw asshole with your monstrously oversized horse penis!” Always.

I mean, Jesus Christ, where the fuck did it even learn that phrase?

*downloads 30 yottabytes of loli “materials”*

smh Apple really has it out for me.

Spoiler

He lied as naturally as he breathed. It was a shitpost that was cringier than all of Portland, Oregon combined.

 

[pandascepter]

thread is dead 🦀



It's all Makoto Shinaki's fault.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

😲

 

[Richman]

_{It could've been better, but hey, I'm satisfied. Good night.}

 

[justforthelulz]

His final moments:

 

[wowfucktron]

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I cannot be stopped!

 

[Richman]

How come nobody shitposted here for the wholed day?

 

[pandascepter]

@Richman
Siang2 kok bikin kesel. Nih, Kiko, permen Milkita asli yang bikin gemes, dibuat dari cerita 2 bocah yang berhubungan karena sebuah rasa penasaran.

@bigtiddyoneesan

thread is dead 🦀



It's all Makoto Shinaki's fault.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

^{This for real?!} 🤣😂

 

[wowfucktron]

@ivegotnolife
Is that Piss Play: the manhua?

It looks like its about that Chinese guy* who sold his left kidney in order to buy a day 1 gold iPhone X in China...

Someone immortalized his stupidity in cultivator nonsense...

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*I think he died last year.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@pandascepter

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[YumGumYum]

Spoiler

 

[pandascepter]

1 1
2 2
3 3
Salah satu
Duain aku
Sakit hatiku.

Jancok.

It's all Makoto Shinkai's fault.

 

[Richman]

Noon makes you tired. Here, Kiko, the original Milkita candy that makes you nervous, is made from the story of 2 related children out of curiosity.

@pandascepter Wuh?

 

[MawMaw]

@Richman
ngarana budak keur galau mah emang sok kitu, loba teuing coli jadi weh otak na aral.

 

[Richman]

The name of the boy being confused I knew always, however, she-wolf too coli so weh brain and instinct.

@MawMaw
¿Qué?

I'm going to have to learn indonesian and sundanese if I want to have a chance of understanding you lmao.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman @MawMaw
gangguan lebih menguasai sampah bodoh tapi masih percaya kapan saja pinguin baru tempat kamu

 

[pandascepter]

@MawMaw
asw, g gitu juga.... gw cuman lgi pengen nge-shitpost aje... Akun fb gw baru kena ban lagi gara2 keseringan shitposting sama misuhin orang.... Kena report terus besoknya malah ke ban permanen.😂

@bigtiddyoneesan
mandi orang mah 🙂

@Richman
no need to learn about it. It just some nonsense shit.

 

[MawMaw]

@Richman
untung weh urang jeung pando teh urang sunda coba mun si kehed wong jowo lu kudu apal tiga bahasa ambeh kaharti ngomong naon haha

@bigtiddyoneesan
Menghapus kelabu, langit jingga, meniti lagu, menyemat suka. 🙂