shitpost here

[YumGumYum]

Zephyrus is retired... less supervision about what we post but it's kinda sad

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

brb gonna post the n-word

 

[pandascepter]

Zep keluar ngoceh, Zep masih ada ngoceh juga. Maunya apa kali.

@MawMaw
😙

ty untuk jasa-mu Zep

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan

Uh oh, Zook no approve of boobtitansister’s stinkee words...

Pure kino inside.

Spoiler

Roundabout naughty words inside.

Spoiler

Nice
Nigredo
Niggardly
Ni-gun
Nigerundayo
Nagger
Niggle
Norf
Nepnep

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Any refugees from Discard land here?🤥
I'm still confused!😵

 

[Richman]

@Ivegotnolife
Not from Discard but I'm still here.

 

[pandascepter]

I don't even know what Discard is....

 

[Ivegotnolife]

They pinged me a few times during my infiltration, but I'm not sure who, and what they said! 😵

MD's Discord server.😄

 

[wowfucktron]

Feb 15th, 2021.
You are walking outside and are clutching your garbage but precious Magic: the Gathering homebrew and are desperately looking for someone to play with you, kind of like you during prom in high school.
Out of nowhere Gigachad walks up to you and grins as he offers you a normie greeting, a handshake.
You soil your dope Naruto headband and shake in your kickass Hunter x Hunter boots while your precious and vulnerable boihole quivers at the sight of his raw Chadsculinity.
You ponder over what he wants, when suddenly he pulls a magnum deck box out of his manly fanny pack and asks you a question: "Sup, Anon. Wanna play some MTG with me?"
You are horrified, how could this inhuman monstrosity be encroaching on your territory, you think to yourself.
Without giving you any time to respond, Gigachad grabs some random virgin and bends him over into the shape of a table.
You sigh and agree to play along with him all while telling yourself that this'll be ggez.
After some quick prep setting up your ass the game, the game begins.
Gigachad rolls his d20 and rolls a natty 20.
As natty as his gains, you smugly chide to yourself.
Gigachad proclaims that he'll go first, you try to stop him and call this move Toxic Masculinity but he slaps you and tells you to stop acting like a bitch.
His opening move, a war crime of the highest order: Turn 1 Urza's Power Plant, Expedition Map, go.
You can feel the tension in the air as every woman within a six mile radius has multiple full body orgasms.
Your Turn: Turn 1 Island, go.
Gigachad plays out his next turn, a reenactment of the Holocaust: Turn 2 Urza's Mine, activate Expedition Map, search for Urza's Tower, go.
You reach for your gun and proceed to cock it and place the muzzle in your mouth, AoT viewers would call this move a symbol of Reiner's homosexuality.
The random virgin being used as a table begs you to concede as Gigachad has already impregnated him with his last move and said random virgin is afraid of hurting his unborn baby.
End of Gigachad's Turn: You play Opt, scry to bottom and draw your useless card. Unlike Yugi, your deck is full of useless cards.
Gigachad's Turn, a full blown Communist revolution with accompanying genocides: Turn 3 Urza's Tower, Karn Liberated, Karn Liberated -3 targeting your Island.
The sheer Chad energy radiating from this play has a domino effect on human history:
Obama declares racism is no more, Adolf Hitler rises from the grave and gives Gigachad a brojob and humanity enters its next phase in evolution: Hetero Sapiens.
You concede on the spot and let out an audible complaint:
Wow.
Fuck.
Tron.

 

[YumGumYum]

Spoiler

 

[Erha]

 

[Mr_Detective]

@Richman I like vanilla, too. And matcha/green tea. Not much of a fan of chocolate or strawberry, but don't mind eating them, either.

@pandascepter じゃない。

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Not my proudest fap.

 

[pandascepter]

🙂

 

[Richman]

In today's episode of breaking mangadex, I keep getting totally blank pages, but this one from the comments section made me chuckle:

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman
Yeah load times are pretty atrocious for me right now. I was going to make three Support threads about it but then I realized that I'm not completely fucking retarded.

 

[wowfucktron]

BREAKING NEWS!
We have live footage of inside the server room as the devs try to “fix” MangaDex’s issues.

“Ya-yamero Dev-senpai-kun!”
“Hold on babe, this’ll make ya feel real good.”
“Yamete, if you increase my load capacity any further than that, I’ll break!”

 

[MawMaw]

man Konami nowadays sure loves making those moe archetypes huh
https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Doremichord
they have one based on fucking dragon maid and back in the days, cakes too etc

 

[YumGumYum]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Richman]

I'm stubborn enough to get through the 502s but seeing the chapters load so slowly or half load is making me suffer.