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[hazzack]

If it's any consolation, taking care of your mental health enough to not become a mindless consumer of pornographic material is more of a shock ritual. Once you can quit porn and I mean truly quit porn, you'll start seeing immediate benefits.

Source: me

yes. however, D*ck is erect and something had to be done.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

yes. however, D*ck is erect and something had to be done.

fun fact: if you hold your breath for long enough, your penis goes flaccid! I wouldn't recommend it as a first resort (it's kinda dumb to hold your breath like that too often), but if you really can't do anything else to ease your partner... Do that!

 

[hazzack]

 

[hazzack]

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

oh

then cover the mouth of your duck until it is no longer erect. I'm not sure if you've trained it.

 

[hazzack]

oh

then cover the mouth of your duck until it is no longer erect. I'm not sure if you've trained it.

 

[BakedBanana]

@hazzack

try this my duck
https://mangadex.org/title/0c44cf39...-want-to-love-you-till-your-dying-day?tab=art

Looking at this blindly and one of these pictures is not like the other.

 

[Robinisback]

Took years of search but here I present to you, @bigtiddyoneesan R34.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Took years of search but here I present to you, @bigtiddyoneesan R34.

is there actually enough of a market for these kind of mouse pads to warrant there being so many of them?

 

[Robinisback]

is there actually enough of a market for these kind of mouse pads to warrant there being so many of them?

Absolutely. If There’s a market for toe socks shaped like anime girl feet, then, my brother in Christ, of course there’s a market for titty mousepads with battle-hardened men on them. Capitalism doesn’t ask why, it just says “Add to Cart.”

Besides, this was a limited merch drop for the Berserk exhibition back in 2020, I think.

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Absolutely. If There’s a market for toe socks shaped like anime girl feet, then, my brother in Christ, of course there’s a market for titty mousepads with battle-hardened men on them. Capitalism doesn’t ask why, it just says “Add to Cart.”

Besides, this was a limited merch drop for the Berserk exhibition back in 2020, I think.

Sorry There's a market for toe socks shaped like anime girl feet? How's that even work...

 

[Painasbread]

Absolutely. If There’s a market for toe socks shaped like anime girl feet, then, my brother in Christ, of course there’s a market for titty mousepads with battle-hardened men on them. Capitalism doesn’t ask why, it just says “Add to Cart.”

Besides, this was a limited merch drop for the Berserk exhibition back in 2020, I think.

More like add to production line

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

Waiter waiter, More buff men mouse pads please!

 

[Robinisback]

@MinecraftStoryModeLover Here's something you'd like.

Spoiler

 

[BakedBanana]

@MinecraftStoryModeLover Here's something you'd like.

Spoiler

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

there goes my hero

 

[Robinisback]

They can't take me down, bro. I will do it again.

 

[BakedBanana]

They can't take me down, bro. I will do it again.

 

[Angry_Panda]

 

[MinecraftStoryModeLover]

On another note... Would you rather eat a bowl of wet dog food mixed with various insects and expired mustard and ranch or tell your father you're transgender (you can't tell him otherwise, even after the dare is done)?