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[immortalartisan]

Dick picks the prime example of toxic masculinity. What kind of insecure nutcase sends pictures of their dicks to people.

 

[wowfucktron]

She was making fun of them and /a/ didn’t even know it.

She was either implying she didn’t know what a circumcised dick looked like or she couldn’t recognize it due to whatever size it was.

Either way /a/nons usually lack brains.

@immortalartisan
The guys who become unsolicited dick documentarians are either:

a) insane, creepy and socially awkward men who don’t understand that women want full body shots over junk shots (took a while for me to fully understand why, also don’t send unwanted stuff)
b) exhibitionists who obviously would get punished harsher for being a man and therefore utilize the web/sms
c) sending it to their partner who asked for a pic

Option C is the only acceptable reason and it’s usually only gay men who request penile photography...

 

[hotjoemama]

lol such absolute degenerates. F for the girl ;-;

 

[wowfucktron]

AoT 138 leaks!!!

Spoilers.

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You have been warned.

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Not my fault.

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No turning back.

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Kono baka hentai!

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
You're going to get arrested for leaking the sketches to the March chapter. Nice knowing you.

SnK manga spoilers:

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I'm still holding out for the alliance losing. My copium can last me an entire month if I portion it correctly.

 

[sterven]

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Shitgeki is not Kinojin spoilers:

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I’m going to enact the Rumbling myself (by eating Taco Bell, of course) if ch138 doesn’t include a livestream of Ereh Gamer having hot steamy gae secks with Arminian Genocide. It also needs to be fully 2d, 60fps, have YOUSEEBIGDISAPPOINTMENT playing in the background and a gif of Isayama blowing a load into a wad of money. And if my /pol/ fever dream isn’t pulled off then I’m going to go commit Umi da!

Out of context spoilers:
>tfw when Armin won’t tell Reiner about the sea

 

[YumGumYum]

Spoiler

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Sungeki yes Kyojin beyond expiration date:

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I just want Isayama to take responsibility for giving my fellow Thads and I a genocide fetish. The last time I felt alive was all the way back in August. Nothing else excites me anymore.

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Shinjigeki no GetInRobotojin metal sheet that make car go zoom!

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UwU Ethnically cleanse me, Isayama-senpai~

>Armin is a manlet.
>The Colossal Titan is a YOUSEEBIGEXPLOSIONS allegory.
>America’s fireworks, Shota and NEET Adonis, inspired Isayama to fantasize over genocide.
Ergo, Armin is a nuclear powered shota.

 

[Richman]

In today's episode of "Breaking MangaDex" I encounter an error message that I've never seen before.

 

[wowfucktron]

>new chapter of kanokari
>based mami is back
>kazuya keeps being low t
>more impending drama
>ntr hints left and right
Why do I keep doing this to myself? It’s clearly going to crash and burn, and yet I keep coming back for more.

Is this what being a battered wife feels like?

 

[YumGumYum]

Spoiler

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[wowfucktron]

Re:Zero spoilers

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Friendly reminder that the theory of Emilia being Flugel and Satella's love child hasn't been disproven yet.
>muh fortuna's brother
He got NTR'd. Sasuga Tappei-sama, this conglomerate of literary tropes used in women's smut novels is shit amazing!
Daily reminder that Subaru is Flugel reincarnated.
Hourly remind that Subaru wants to marry his own daughter (Emilia)...

 

[wowfucktron]

 

[wowfucktron]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Shingeki no Kyojin. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical crimes against humanity most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Zook’s ook ook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the Harambe School of Thot, for instance. The fans don’t understand this stuff; they have the intellectual incapacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not funny- they don’t say something deep about society_{bottom text}. As a consequence people who like Shingeki no Kyojin truly ARE idiots- of course they would appreciate, for instance, the humour in Eren’s global genocide "The Rumbling," which itself is a cryptic reference to Isyama’s Cringevengers ending, “The Fumbling.” I'm coping right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their balls in confusion as Isayama's genius (or lack thereof) wit unfolds itself on their mango pirating sites . What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, I DO have a tattoo of Eren x Grisha on my ass. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within -5 IQ points of my own (preferably equal) beforehand. Nothin personal kiddo.

 

[immortalartisan]

@tamerlanehttps://mangadex.org/title/40595/even-if-it-was-just-once-i-regret-it/comments/ give it a chance? I mean it’s going to be finished in one more chapter and it is by most people standards a wonderful romance story that somehow doesn’t go beyond getting together phases yet still manages to be great.

 

[justforthelulz]

Threadlock any%, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO