Completely overly idealistic result of outing yourself as a gamer. The realistic thing that would happen in that scenario would be getting ostracized by your own family and friends and then descending into an endless spiral of depression and insanity.
"What? the knife? Owh no, i didn't use it to threaten him. I'm just giving him encouragement to proclaim his undying love for Waluigi. I just happen to hold a knife since i was cutting some sausage and carrot a few moment ago"