The only church I know of that uses an orbital strike of some kind is the Temple of NOD, and that is just a friggin' nuke.
And yeah, buffoon is sadly accurate for Motoyasu(sadly, in the sense, how the flying fuck are you such an idiot that "buffoon" is a nice title for you?).
As for Malty... if she was just a thot, I wouldn't be as pissed. A thot is actually capable of giving a shit about a person... not a lot, but some, which says a lot more about Malty than the average thot.