Vegan mayonnaise.
Stop calling it that. It's the same as saying "vegan meat", it don't exist. Mayo is egg based condiment, there ain't no eggless mayo.
Call it what it is, disgusting emulsified oil paste or deop for short. Don't force me to read the ingredients or look for that font size 1 "vegan" hidden in the label, since you can't get your disgusting deop off the shelves without trickery!