I got lost and I'm a stupid idiot. I started doing this new thing where I go for a run every day as part of my workout routine, except that I forgot the part where I have no sense of direction after dark, and I didn't take my phone because I'm way too cool for that. Long story short it took me 3 hours to find my way home when it should've taken me 20 minutes at most. There was also this mean old couple who kept accusing me of being up to all kinds of trouble because I kept walking past their house by accident, which is weird because I look like I belong in an emo boy band, not the freakin' mafia. They were obese, clearly over 50, wore very stained clothes, had the strangest clutter cluttering their porch from top to bottom, and of course they had trump flags on their lawn and what looked like a confederate flag in one of their windows. They just camped there waiting for me to walk by their house again and again so that they could threaten to call the cops on me again and again as if they had nothing better to do. I must have walked past every house in town at least three times EXCEPT the one I live in. I finally found it from a route I memorized by a Taco Bell. You can laugh at me if you want.