The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You - Vol. 5 Ch. 37 - I Love, Love, Love You ❤

[Cashe]

@dark_zero lmao mad respect for the translator XD Rentarou really went all out.

 

[POISON2141]

R.I.P. TL page 17.

 

[PineyCreek]

The author actually wrote out all that and what's even more unbelievable is that the translator actually translated all that tiny text into English.

 

[dark_zero]

@Cashe yeah, i decided to read the whole thing and it took ages lol

 

[Gorehound]

you very very very very very much Alphatm!

 

[KingFisher1207]

*all single people left the chapter*

 

[Esor]

May the bless upon you who read the whole thing (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

 

[S0ulReaper]

400 Comments and still counting, LET'S GOOOO!!!

My fetishes are killing me!!! This is way too much for me to handle!

Edit: My eyes hurts after reading what rentarou said in Page 17 to the point that i was kind of dizzy...

 

[S0ulReaper]

Btw @AlphaTM, I worship you men, I am thinking of Founding a cult solely based on your Translation cause you're a damn GOD!!!

 

[SilverDots]

...so what i'm getting is that he really loves his girlfriends

 

[Anime-7i77es]

wtf is that essay rentarou spoke, did anyone read that?

 

[scythed]

lmao that unexpected hikaru nakamura reference

 

[discodino]

One word : "masterpiece"

 

[srg003]

Props to the translators holy shit

 

[luccafm1]

wtf this translator is fucking wild

 

[jhs_reika]

The translator and typesetter:

 

[infamous426]

holy shit i just read that whole thing and it took me like 8 minutes... i don't even want to imagine what translating/writing that(no repeats at all) would be like... serious respect for both translator and author here

 

[Eryuzo]

Masterpiece and thank you translators

 

[E1craZ4life]

"I love every single one of you from the tops of your heads to the tips of your toenails and I love Kusuri-senpai's energetic innocence and I love how cool Nano is and I love Iku's boyish charm and I love the way Shizuka chan is like a cute little animal and I love Hakari's modest grace and I love the way Hahari-san completely falls apart around cute things and I love how Mei-san is both sweet and overwhelmingly competent as a maid and I love the way Kurumi makes everything she eats look delicious and I love the way Karane is a tsundere and I love the way Kusuri-senpai gets so single-minded in her love of developing drugs and I love Nano's beautifully glossy silver hair that flows behind her and I love the way Iku stoically sticks it out against all the odds and I love how Shizuka-chan's timidity makes me want to protect her and I love the way Hakari's love overflows so much it even starts to blind her and I love the way Hahari-san loves to dress everyone up like dolls and I love Mei-san's lovely rainbow eyes and I love Kurumi's casual fashion and I love Karane's style and I love how perfectly Kusuri-senpai's glasses suit her older form and I love how Nano is so smart she's ranked first in her whole year and I love how Iku takes such visceral enjoyment in enduring pain and hardship and I love Shizuka-chan's love and appreciation for books and literature and I love how sexy Hakari is even for a high schooler and I love how open-minded Hahari-san is and I love how Mei-san will listen to any order, even from those younger than her and I love Kurumi's beautiful emerald eyes and love Karane's blonde twintails and I love how Kurumi-senpai is full to bursting with curiosity and I love how efficient Nano is and I love how Iku is refreshing like a spring breeze and I love how Shizuka-chan has the gentle smell of a library and I love how Hakari's beauty mark is in that slightly lewd spot and I love the mature dignity that Hahari-san exudes as an adult woman and I love the cute dog ears and tail that Mei-san sometimes sprouts and I love the pure adulation Kurumi gives to food and I love how quick Karane is to defend the order of this world as the straight man and I love the little cat mouth Kusuri-senpai makes and I love Nano's general cool beauty atmosphere and I love how much Iku loves baseball and I love how pure Shizuka-chan is and I love how girly Hakari is and I love the way Hahari-san smells of wonderful flowers and I love how much Mei-san loves Hahari-san and I love the little grumbling Kurumi's stomach makes and I love how close Karane is with Hakari and I love how Kusuri-senpai can make amazing drugs with the best of them and I love how completely pathetic Nano's guard is sometimes and I love how deeply Iku holds to the promises she makes to those she cares about and I love Shizuka-chan's docile quietude and I love Hakari's cute flower themed hair ornaments and I love how unbelievably sexy Hahari-san is and I love Mei-san's amazing cooking and I love Kurumi's short black hair and I love how much Karane cares for her friends and I love how energetically Kusuri-senpai runs about with her little body and I love how Nano believed I’d love her even if she were bald and I love Iku's great big toothy grin and I love how much Shizuka-chan truly cherishes everyone else and I love how Hakari works so hard for her love and I love the way Hahari-san was screaming about changing our diapers and love Mei-san's gentle voice and I love how openly Kurumi speaks even as an underclassman and I love how Karane protects everyone else and I love the way Kusuri-senpai has fun in basically everything she does and I love the way Nano can be shockingly bold at times and I love how Iku wanted to be paddled and I love the way Shizuka-chan's size tickles an instinct that makes me want to hug her and I love how Hakari is a diligent honor student and I love Hahari-san's overall mature beauty and I love the way Mei-san uses her employee benefits and I love the satisfied "Aaah❤️" Kurumi makes when she eats ramen and I love Karane's little fang-like canines and I love how Kusuri-senpai's a two-in-one deal and I love Nano's cool eyes and I love how Iku thanks people with her entire being and I love how I can tell what kind of scene Shizuka-chan is reading by the way she moves and I love how Hakari smells like flowers and I love how Hahari-san always calls me cute and I love how Mei-san is a model maid eternally devoted to her master and I love how Kurumi stops Karane from working herself to death as the straight man and I love the way Karane's ribbons bounce on her head and I love how Kusuri-senpai's lab coat makes her look like a real scientist and I love Nano's abundance of information and composed decision making just like she's an A.I. and I love Iku's outstanding motor skills and I love how soft and fluffy Shizuka-chan's curly hair is and I love how sweet Hakari's voice is and I love the adult suits that Hahari-san wears that match her perfectly and I love how perfectly attentive Mei-san is and I love the sexy way Kurumi licks her lips after we kiss and I love how strong Karane and I love how serious Kusuri-senpai is when she needs to apologize and I love how Nano can recite pi basically infinitely and I love the way Iku looks with sweat dripping down her body and I love the way Shizuka-chan's fluffy hair makes her look light as a feather and I love how much Hakari loves kissing and I love the way Hahari-san gently strokes me when she hugs me close and I love Mei-san's white frills and her wonderful ribbons and I love how much Kurumi eats and I love how shy Karane can be at times and I love the way Kusuri-senpai says "yep yep" at the end of everything and I love Nano's beautiful, slender fingers and I love Iku's lovely snow white skin and I love how Shizuka-chan's profound love for books is something she's been holding on to ever since she was a child and I love the way Hakari chews on her fingers when she's worrying about something and I love the way Hahari-san makes me scream out gibberish and I love how good Mei-san is at driving and I love how Kurumi always calls all of us "senpai" and I love the bluffs and fronts Karane puts on and I love how cute Kusuri-senpai is when she's so tiny and I love Nano's perfectly clear and unambiguous voice and I love the way Iku throws herself into helping others, down to her very soul and I love Shizuka-chan's sweet little diminutive stature and I love how close Hakari is with Karane and I love how Hahari-san is constantly drooling when she's feeling all relaxed and I love the way Mei-san's classical maid outfit fits her so perfectly that it's almost scary and I love how Kurumi is just ever so slightly shy and I love the way Karane will spin her twintails around even despite her own shyness and I love how we've gotten totally desensitized to Kusuri-senpai's insanely powerful drugs and I love Nano's tall and slender frame like she's a model and I love how Iku uses "boku" as her first person pronoun and I love Shizuka-chan's honor student skirt length and I love the way Hakari pants when she gets excited and I love Hahari-san's love for Hakari and I love how Mei-san will devote herself to me tirelessly and I love how easily Kurumi yields when you give her food and I love Karane's sharply beautiful almond shaped eyes and I love that Kusuri-senpai is older than us even though she looks like a kid and I love that Nano typically doesn't talk much but she loves all of us all the same and I love how Iku is a demon on the baseball field and I love how kind Shizuka-chan is to everybody and I love Hakari's sweet and gentle character and I love how Hahari-san's life has turned her into an experienced, mature woman and I love how modest Mei-san is and I love how cool-yet-cute Kurumi is, even the part of her that's kind of a mood killer and I love how Karane's specialty is supposedly spicy foods and I love the many funny faces that Kusuri-senpai makes and I love the way Nano's heart thumps when I lift up her chin and I love Iku's crisp and dignified voice and I love how even though Shizuka-chan is typically somewhat timid, she can be brave for everyone else when she needs to and I love how Hakari is typically someone of solid character but can at times be pretty absent-minded and I love how the way Hahari-san totally revels in her lust without even trying to hide it and I love the way Mei-san genuinely wishes for the happiness of others from the bottom of her heart and I love the pretty way Kurumi says her grace before and after a meal and I love the strength of heart that Karane has and I love the beauty mark Kusuri-senpai has that's honestly also kinda sexy and I love the way Nano didn't flinch even once in the haunted house, she's so reliable and I love the way Iku expresses her respect for other people and I love how Shizuka-chan wore her school swimsuit to the water park and I love the wild collisions Hakari has of me sometimes and I love the way Hahari-san loves everyone with her entire heart and I love Mei-san's perfectly maidlike jet-black hair and I love Kurumi's strong will and I love the view of Karane's beautiful nape that we get because of her twintails and I love Kusuri-senpai's cute laugh and I love the way Nano cites info off so much like a wiki, always teaching us new things and I love Iku's jaw-dropping gallantry and I love Shizuka-chan's itty-bitty hands and I love the light and airy way Hakari's bob cut flows and I love Hahari-san's everests and I love how perfectly polite Mei-san is and I love how Kurumi has to stand on her absolute tippy-toes in order to kiss me and I love Karane's slender figure and I love that one splendid tuft of hair that springs from Kusuri-senpai’s head and I love the way Nano is capable of producing effective results regardless of the means and I loved the massage that Iku gave me and I love the way Shizuka-chan always takes others' peelings into consideration and I love the way Hakari is always paying close attention to everyone else and I love how Hahari-san is actually pretty naive, all things considered, and I love the way Mei-san will absolutely never ever ever blame anybody else and I love the way Kurumi's eyes light up and sparkle when she eats and I love Karane's loose socks and I love how Kusuri-senpai can get along with basically anybody and I love the way Nano can stare down a pervert without shrinking away and I love the way Iku could do 100,000 practice swings if she lets herself lose control and I love how Shizuka-chan is surprisingly interested in kissing in spite of her apparent innocence and I love the cute pink color that Hakari's hair has and I love how Hahari-san bought out the whole school just to meet with me and I love the warm and soothing tea that Mei-san brings out and I love how Kurumi gives any old excuse just to stay in our company and I love how Karane is always folding her arms and I love how totally simple and honest Kusuri-senpai is and I love the way Nano sucked on my injured finger that one time and I love how clear Iku makes everything and I love the way sweat flies off of Shizuka-chan's head whenever she's worrying about something and I love Hakari's undue concern over her weight and I love Hahari-san's gorgeous and mature hairstyle and I love the smile Mei-san always has on her face and I love the pure gusto that Kurumi stuffs her face and fills her cheeks with and I love the sweater with the droopy sleeves that Karane wears and I love Kusuri-senpai's short little bangs and I love the way Nano's calm, cool, and collected demeanor makes my heart throb and I love how much Iku cares for her comrades and I love the way Shizuka-chan's legs flap around when she does the flutter kick and I love how soft Hakari feels when I hold her close to me and I love the sexy beauty mark Hahari-san has right under her eye and I love the way Mei-san is nice to absolutely everybody and I love the way Kurumi rolls her eyes and I love how handsy Karane gets when she's all fired up and really, I guess I just love every single thing about every single one of you...!"

 

[vorquta]

Whoever translated that absolute mammoth wall of text... I salute you.