My narration:
"After many years of successful online selling of accessories with minimal recovery effect, the government of Japan decided to analyze what is wrong with the accessories and its correlation on declining economy.
1. Hospital profit was declining due to many people are healthy and thus junk food economy was at it peak all the time
2. The ageing population was so healthy coz they wearing that accessories, thus more and more pensioners are need to be paid out every year, and the excessively healthy young ones are having a 2D waifu instead of 3D waifu that will contributing to the economy instead for them having a baby.
3. The **rn industry in Japan takes a massive profit, because more and more healthy oji-san are being the male actor.
4. Woman are now drastically choosy in choosing a husband, coz they dont need them as for the time being because they were healthy enough to take care of themselve, thus contributing to the declining population of Japan."