uhm no just no . Putting aside that I hate the concept of pranks altogether, I usually pride myself in understanding and speaking fluent English which is my 3rd language but damn did this knock me down a notch
@triton135@Akera93 Scots is different enough from Modern English that it's recognized as its own language. It has different grammar rules and everything, so having trouble/being unable to parse it is normal.
I don't know Scottish languages well enough to say if this was done in Lowland Scots (very different from Modern English), Scottish Standard English (close enough Modern English to count as a dialect) or a made-up jokey version, though.