The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[Akacz13]

Ducktales!

The person below me is a 30 y/o Boomer.

 

[CyanHide]

Does Monster Energy even taste good?

The person below me thinks that sending weak units to their death in a strategy game is ok so long as the mission succeeds. Bonus points if this is Fire Emblem.

 

[Markgraf]

Cannon fodder is a thing. Deal with it!

The person below me continuously re-watches the scene from The Martian where Matt Damon walks out of the shower & flashes his slightly saggy middle-aged ass.

 

[Ranzo]

Ha! How many times did you visualize that scene while you were typing this out? You've already lost!


The person below me is a Stamp Collecting Trollusk and everyone knows it!

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

I can't help it... The stamps... They're turning me on...

The person below me lies to themself that Peter the Potatoman exists

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

All right. That's it. You've done it now. Peter's really busy right at the moment, but I'll have him call you later and make sure he gives you an earful.

The person below me gets stimulated by blue-colored jelly beans.

 

[feldsane]

I love the colour, blue, and the jelly beans sticking to my molars.

The person below me steals his/her best friend socks (once a week) and smells it every night (until a new one is obtained)

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

*leaves behind crusted socks*

The person below me loves "crusted" socks

 

[rizal12345]

that's what cat do

the person below me has phimosis

 

[tserp02]

The person below me wears socks in bed.

(Normal people take them off before bed because the socks are wet from the shower)

 

[CyanHide]

You guys shower with socks on? I’ll have you know that sleeping with dry socks help you prepare in the morning faster...

The person below me is subject to all insults previously made in this forum

 

[421cookies]

My last post before I go kms

The person below me live a happy life

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Spoiler

Hmm.. Not sure if messing around or being genuine about that...

Yes, it's all because of you love @421cookies

The person below me always mixed tea with rock salts instead of sugar cube.

 

[vinabomb]

Well you see I have diabetes so this is the next best thing.

The person below me reads netorare for fun.

 

[CyanHide]

The person below me always plays their videogames on easy mode, never bothering with multiplayer...

 

[Dazen]

Not that bad because I only play eroges and too poor for "real" games

The person below has 1 inch dick and faps to the most messed up type of "stuffs"

 

[Akacz13]

Oh shit, how did you know what does my browser history look like?!

The person below me is studying biology and chemistry only to make a zombie virus and do a live-action Highschool of the Dead movie.

 

[Markgraf]

Hey! Careful with that syringe! CRAP, YOU STUCK ME! Aggh, geez...errggh...ha, hahh...gurrkkhh...bra - braa - brainnnnssss...

The person below me has never survived more than one minute in Fortnite.

 

[Teddy]

True, never played fortnite. Don't particularly like battle royale in general.

The person below is a youtuber that is so obscure they can't make ends meet with it.

 

[CyanHide]

supercodplayer1995

The person below me plays forum games as their only form of entertainment