The "have you ever" Thread

[Greenfrost]

This thread is to let people confess things that they do, did, or have happened to them that are a little strange or perhaps embarrassing, and would like to know if they are not alone. So confess your quirks, and or respond to others. I'll start,

Do you ever buy food meant for little kids like Lunchables and Spaghettioss, for nostalgia purposes, then regret it later because you find they're way more disgusting than you remember?

Have you ever had a bird shit on you?

 

[2252020]

I have never had a bird shit on me, but this does remind me of a similiar experience where i was in elementary school. i was outside by the wall of my school when water dripped on to my head. however, this was not your ordinary water. it was brown, and looked like shit. dunno why, might've been dirt. but that seriously traumatizing for 9 year old me.

 

[Teddy]

I am a PlayStation person. Halo is xbox. Some department store had Halo turned on and some unofficial of 1v1 tournament was going on with winner stay on type of thing. This guy was beating everyone else and being really loud.

My turn came, I died almost immediately I didn't even know whether the d pad or the joy stick was meant for movement.

Then I killed him; again and again and again. I didn't die anymore til the end of the match.

It gave me deja vu when I went to a Friends house and they were playing Halo 2v2 Online with his other friends. I didn't do too badly there either. His friends started to troll my friend saying that I was better than him.

 

[Richman]

@Teddy
This made me realize that i never won against my cousins in Halo (or pretty much any game lol), i'm sad now, i was at my peak in 2017 playing Halo 5, but i have uninstalled it and my cousins stopped playing anyways, so i couldn't even have my rematch in the first place.

Have you ever had a bird shit on you?

Yes, more times than i would've ever liked, how many? 3, fuckin' birds, they're cute and all but shit all the god damn time.

 

[sterven]

Have you ever had a bird shit on you?

Yes once I was outside enjoying a smoke when all of a sudden I felt a warm splash on my knee (was wearing shorts) turned out to be a bird shit.

Have you ever beat someone so badly at a video game they stopped talking to you irl?

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Have you ever had a bird shit on you?

Ducks, chickens, songbirds, conures, parakeets, cockateel. _{If those count,} ^{Then that would be a affirmative!} 💩

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Have you ever beat someone so badly at a video game they stopped talking to you irl?

In middle school, one of my friends I'd play vidya with was a sore loser. The main games he could beat me in were FPS games (as I'm only a bit above average at most of them, but he's really good), but I'd beat him at most other games, as those games required more intelligence, and as you all know, my IQ is 250. That friend mellowed out eventually tho, and isn't as competitive now.

Have you ever woken up screaming?

Spoiler

I have. Luckily I was the only one in the house lmao.

 

[kenx]

Have you ever had a bird shit on you?

Not from above, but there was this time when my cousin's parrot was being passed from shoulder to shoulder for a while and he chose mine to take a shit. So the correct answer is Yes.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[notwhoiusedtobe]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[Richman]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I have absolutely no idea if this is written correctly, @justforthelulz, is thit a valid sentence? Like seriously, i can't understand it.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Richman

Several users attempted to decipher the question, speculating that it was asking if a video game company had ever gone to such great lengths to make a game appear realistic.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman
It's not a valid sentence. Not even close.

Anyways,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Have you ever killed another person?

Spoiler

I have. Luckily I was the only one in the house lmao.

Spoiler

_{This is a joke, FBI reading this. No, I have never killed another person.}

 

[Richman]

Have you ever killed another person?

Only in vidya, i would really like to know the exact number of players i've game ended over the years. Probably over 8000, or maybe not.

 

[Greenfrost]

Have you ever felt pain in your dreams? I do, which is why I can't use the pain test to see if I'm dreaming, because it actually hurt sometimes.

 

[Richman]

@Greenfrost
Not pain, but i did feel something, my dream was me walking on a brick bridge and there was a hole on it, so i fell right through and felt the thud and my legs bending when i landed, but i didn't wake up completely.

 

[MawMaw]

have you ever shit in your pants where you old enough to remember it?

 

[Akabane]

@Mawmaw
Does this explain anything?
https://youtu.be/r72eDZYGkO4?t=36

 

[MawMaw]

@Akabane
my condolences, man.

 

[Yuriphile]

@Greenfrost
Not a bird but I did have a lizard shit on me at a church.
Not pain exactly. It's just an extremely uncomfortable feeling.

@Mawmaw
diarrhea's a bastard

Uhh ask the girl you like to dance then have her take the lead cuz you realize at the last minute possible that you don't know how two girls dance and she noticed that because you started lowkey panicking on the dance floor?

 

[Teddy]

Oh I've read some 'how to get a girl to like you' guides back in my school days. I'm ashamed to say they actually work. Worst quility feeling ever when you try it on a girl you don't like and it actually works...