The Person Above You Thread!

[BlackGeneral]

@zetsubouzanto never goes to the toilet because he is afraid that an alligator eat his ass since he watched some stupid prank video.

 

[ElBichoRaro]

Has an interesting animated avvy.

 

[BlackGeneral]

@ElBichoRaro didn't understand the rules.

 

[kaworu]

i don't know where she comes from, but @BlackGeneral has a cute girl as their profile picture

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@kaworu is actually an open m and searching for a master/mistress

 

[BlackGeneral]

@zetsubouzanto never looks at himself in the mirror because he is afraid to discover that he is maybe a vampire since he read the Twilight fanfiction of @Pika.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@BlackGeneral who is actually a yellow-sergeant is scaredy-newborn-kitten

from what manga your avatar is ?

 

[BlackGeneral]

@zetsubouzanto never touches the ground because he is terrorized of burning alive since he heard kids say "The floor is lava".

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@BlackGeneral who is actually a green-in-training-private have bald haircut

 

[BlackGeneral]

@zetsubouzanto keep posting replies on this thread because he fell in love with my incredible sense of humor.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@BlackGeneral who is actually green-in-training-private need to get over his/herself . ?

 

[BlackGeneral]

@zetsubouzanto is never honest with his feelings because he thinks that tsunderes are the ones who win in the end since he watched Nisekoi.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@BlackGeneral who is actually blue-admiral is a class A psychopath since he/she likes yandere

 

[BlackGeneral]

@zetsubouzanto uses "he / she" when he / she talks about someone because he / she is terrified of offending people since a SJW asked him / her "Did You Just Assume My Gender?".

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@BlackGeneral who is actually blue-admiral last statement is not true .

I use he/she in order to place a certain person as a proper human-being which my religion states and ordered to . I received the order , i hear and i obey . Also since non-human being are represented by "it" i don't use it . unless @BlackGeneral who is actually a red-corporal is a non-human-being . btw i am male since i have wife . ?

 

[Pika]

@zetsubouzanto likes telling lies, now all of his/her statements are doubtful

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@Pika saves me . While i like telling lie , i do it only when it is absolute necessary and with proper preparation so my lie will becomes true .

 

[Pika]

@zetsubouzanto isn't a well-prepared guy/gal

 

[BlackGeneral]

When @Pika was in middle school, everybody called him Pikachu. One day, as he was coming home from school, a kid trow at him a stone paint in red and white in the head."Gooo Pokeball!" is the last thing he heard before feeling this atrocious pain.

"This stupid movie and now that, I know I shouldn't have come today..." pika thought before losing consciousness.
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And he was right, he shouldn't have come. It was a stupid day, one of these days at the end of the year when the professor decided to stop working, and just give you a movie to watch. This day movies was the Twilight trilogy. Pika did not like it, but he kept looking trying to figure out why the girls seemed to like it so much.

(If you want my point of views,girls like gays. But it's time to return to the story.)
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At the sight of the blood coming out of Pika's head, kids run away...
(Don't blame theme, they was young and stupid)
Unfortunately for Pika, at this hour of the day this road was deserted...

143 minutes.It's time it took for a woman to find him and call an ambulance
...
Pika mom was crying over his body, the doc just announced that his son was in a coma for an indefinite period.
...
1 year later
...
Pika was alone in his room, immobile. It's been now three weeks since he woke up.
His body was still weak he was barely able to move his arms.there was nothing to do, nothing but thinking by looking at the ceiling. But thinking of what?
Maybe school? No, not school, he decided never to return to this place.
Maybe it was existential questions like "Why did I survive?", Nop, it's boring
No, what Pika was thinking about was his dream,this really long dream he did for 1 year, about vampires and werewolves.
A really amazing dream, surely better than any movies he saw.... "maybe I should write it, it's not like I have anything better to do" thought Pika...

This is the origin story of Pika's fanfiction.

How do I know this story?
Well,It's because... I am the stone who hit him.

 

[SjironVT]

@BlackGeneral is secretly a proffesional con artist, dont trust his words...