The Person Above You Thread!

[Drifter]

@Dandan_The_Dandan is currently in his shower hugging his knees and rocking back and forth after realizing something went very wrong in these past few posts. He has been there for three hours.

 

[ninjadork]

@Drifter was hiding in the bushes furiously making his bald man cry the whole time.

 

[NinjaKirby]

@ninjadork was held in awe by the ninja whose name was far superior. They truly felt like a dork.

 

[ninjadork]

@NinjaKirby was stabbed in the junk by goblins, for (s)he was too busy gloating over trivialities to pay attention.

 

[Pika]

@ninjadork got kicked in the ass while fawning over the junk stabbing

I didn't mind getting my feet licked by Dandan_The_Dandan

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Pika joins in on the junk-stabbing except the junk he is stabbing is his own... because he is a masochist.

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN continues to lick @Pika's feet NO WHY AREN'T MY FINGERS STOPPING

 

[NinjaKirby]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN realized that they were actually being stabbed by the goblins that were stabbing @NinjaKirby's junk as they used the substitution jutsu to avoid getting stabbed in the junk.

 

[Pika]

@NinjaKirby just watched in glee.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Pika uses Talk no Jutsu in order to convince @NinjaKirby to lick his feet in order to raise a harem of feet-lickers.

 

[BlackGeneral]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN 's tongue is the strongest muscle of his body.
When there is no feet around he likes practicing exercises like Tongue Press and Tongue Row to increase his endurance.
There are rumors about a paraplegic who has been able to walk again after having his feet licked by Dandan.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@BlackGeneral Wants to follow @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN's footstep and he have decided to accept him as his student.

 

[BlackGeneral]

In exchange of his teachings, I learned to @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN the secret of my agility.
In no time he was flexible enough put his feet behind his head.
With his new ability acquired, Dandan couldn't resist the temptation; he licked his own feet.

The crushing sensation of his muscular tongue on his foot arch was indescribable.
A powerful electricity current ran through his foot to his brain, his breath was cut, the time stoped.
Dandan had reached Nirvana.
...
And this is how Dandan fall into the vicious circle of auto-satisfaction.
He lost all interest in other people's feet or tongue, and so become a shut in.

Just according to keikaku [Insert evil laugh]

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But what's this? Dandan has become a God-Tier Footlicker?!!! This power... this... this...

THIS MAGNIFICENT ABILITY TO LICK FIVE THOUSAND FEET AT ONCE IS IRREPLACEABLE!!!!!!

"Why should I be satisfied with my own feet if I can lick five thousand??" The demon within him grew and grew, until his body could no longer handle it.

His eyes glow a brilliant pink. Rays of light penetrated his skin as it finds a way to crack this impuissant, hollow shell. And then... marvelous things - his soul has achieved 101% purity.

@Pika couldn't stop staring.

"No way..." he withdraws both his feet from his foot-licking harem, "could you be?"

Back when he was still a mere ten-year-old; new to this harsh world; he has not understand the way this life works. As an orphan of a famous part-time-goblin-hunter-part-time-ninja @NinjaKirby, he have trained under his wings since the day he was adopted as a little baby.

During a goblin hunt, the expert NinjaKirby was unfortunately sabotaged by his competitor, @ninjadork. Due to a failed equipment, NinjaKirby had his junk stabbed by goblins and now have to heal inside of a drowning cave while waiting for the sunrise.

"NinjaKirby-sama, the sun will rise in ten minutes; we must be ready to escape the goblins once we-" He revised their plans with his master, "NinjaKirby-sama?"

But the ninja had already lost too much junk blood. "Ah... it looks like... I won't make it AAKH AAKH" He cries while coughing ounces of blood.

"No, NinjaKirby-sama! You mustn't lose faith! We will make it in time, it's only a few more minutes!!"

"I-I'm sorry, my student. You... you still can make it out of here."

"No! I refuse to let you go!!" Tears of melancholy streams down his cheeks, "NINJAKIRBY-SAMA!!!"

"Shhhhh..." The master tenderly touches his student's lips.

"H...huh?"

"Come here..."

Pika descends to approach his master's lips.

"I do not have much time left." He whispers.

"No please don't say that..." He mutters between his master's lines,

"I have trained you well but I'm afraid that you aren't ready for goblin hunting..." His voice weakens at every breath.

"No, I'm ready! I will avenge you, NinjaKirby-sama! I will!"

"So please... take this final gift that I could give you..." Slowly, he reaches for his student's left foot.

And licked it.​

A rush of dopamine flood his brain as adrenaline drowned his heart. Euphoria slowly diffuses through from the tips of his feet and shivers through his spine to fill his head with smoky waves of happiness.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaahh..." He couldn't help himself but release such a sweet moan.

"My student, I have gifted you..."

"...a foot fetish."​

He is out of words.

"Be safe and be happy. Goodbye."

...

"Huh? ... Ninja... Kirby-sama?"

But by the time he noticed, a pink presence has precipitate out of his body. That was his soul, and he have left his student.

"No..." His grief was no use for no amount of tears could bring his master back. Tears shed upon the cave floor as the sunlight diffracts inside the mouth of the cave. "NinjaKirby-sama..."

But it seems his worries are over.

Back to the present, Pika has full confidence, "Could you be my master, NinjaKirby-sama?!!!"

It took a while for the crystalized soul to notice his surroundings but once he have settled down this odd, gaseous body, he turns his head sideways, "I'm back, Pika."

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@BlackGeneral was not happy.

"What? That bastard who out my master out of business was resurrected?!!" He bit his thumbnail, "I swear, by the name of my master, Ninjadork, I WILL ANNIHILATE HIS SOUL!!"

Spoiler

 

[Natureboy]

Dandan makes me look like a rank amateur when it comes to Walls-of-Text. They have the irresistible urge to type more letters after hitting Enter/Return.

 

[Pika]

@Natureboy also wants his foot licked so he took out his wallet and gave everyone 5 bucks just to get 5 licks of each person.

~~THE FEET LICKING IS IRRESISTIBLE~~

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

How did this thread devolve into junk-stabbing and foot-licking?

@Pika successfully recruited another member into his foot harem

 

[Natureboy]

Danny is actually The Mother of Dragons.

 

[Pika]

@Natureboy is a dragon slayer and is about to slay @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN (Whatever meaning it can be)

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN bribed @Natureboy with his secret technique:

--TONGUE-FOOT MASSAGE--​

It worked greatly.

@Pika lost a member of his harem.