The Person Above You Thread!

[Markgraf]

@CyanHide is victimized by Russian Internet trolls who post doctored photos of him doing the dirty with Kim Jong-un.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@Markgraf actually went to North Korea and did an investigation.

 

[Pika]

@AfterMidnightMoon was the one that's supposed to capture the spy, @Markgraf ,but failed

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dandan hired @ninjadork as an assassin after finding out that @Markgraf faked his death and is actually still alive. He dismissed @NinjaKirby the exorcist and did "the silent treatment" in the woohoo dungeon to prevent spreading of information.

 

[NinjaKirby]

With me gone, @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN found that a lot of ghosts messing around, as I didn't even get a chance to do anything yet.

 

[CyanHide]

@NinjaKirby has a Proton Rifle, preferring the “traditional” means of “Ghost Hunting”

 

[Pika]

@CyanHide is calling the ghost busters for this

 

[Markgraf]

@Pika is holding a seance with the ghosts to recruit them for vengeance against @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN who totally snubbed @Pika 4 posts before this one.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

It turns out that @Pika has a Kim Jong-un fetish and have lost all romantic interest in @CyanHide. Pika is now safe.

@NinjaKirby developed Stockholm Syndrome and a subtle masochistic love for BDSM after experiencing Dandan's woohoo dungeon.

 

[NinjaKirby]

As a response, my personality split and a sadistic side of me started going after @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN

 

[vinabomb]

@NinjaKirby Little does he know that DANDAN_THE_DANDAN has a reverse uno card.

 

[Markgraf]

Authorities used the note about @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN 's reverse uno card & other detailed pieces of information stored on @vinabomb 's laptop to arrest them for stalking.

 

[CyanHide]

@Markgraf witnesses my assistance with the law enforcement, ending with me getting bloody revenge at point blank range

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@CyanHide is slowly fetishising these revenges little by little until the murder of @vinabomb was eventually committed.

 

[vinabomb]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN takes away my meds. :c

 

[snake153]

@vinabomb actually just hid his meds under the bed, but forgot.

 

[Markgraf]

@snake153 faces tough questioning from the police about how he knows what's under @vinabomb 's bed.

 

[CyanHide]

@Markgraf and I have much to do to undo the horrors committed by @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN...

But we couldn’t save @vinabomb...

 

[Markgraf]

Utilizing lollipops & a Pikachu dakimakura, @CyanHide & @Markgraf designed an elaborate trap to snare @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN. They also sent flowers to @vinabomb's next of kin.

Spoiler

RIP @vinabomb Your sacrifice won't be forgotten.

 

[vinabomb]

@vinabomb gets forgotten in 2 years