"I refuse to rule."
"...hey, other members of his party, what does he like"
"Riding things"
"Ride-Riding things??"
"No, just regular riding things."
"Not what I expected...well, we have these insane monsters that live in the area called "Skrendals" that fly through the air on currents, basically giant spikey ribbons of flesh-dear god you look more excited than I've ever seen a man your age."
Give this guy some credit, he admits that our dear President probably isn’t gonna be interested in that “reward,” but it’s all he has to offer (not knowing his savior’s peculiar propensities).