This has gotten out of hand and i'd like to formally apologize to DnA for being an "Ungrateful Reader":
I'm sorry for cheating on you and reading other peoples translations. I wasn't able to control my urges, I know you deserve better.
I'm sorry for coveting other Scanlators and looking at them with my eyes full of lust.
I'm sorry for supporting people who are clearly stealing the manga that you created and belongs to you.
I'm sorry for locking you in the basement and forcing you to translate this manga even though you hate it so much and it causes you stress and depression.
I'm sorry for not worshiping the ground you walk on and telling you how great you are each day.
I'm sorry for pouring that bowl of salt on your head.
I'm sorry for making you cry.
I've been a terrible boyfriend and am willing to seek couples counseling, please come back to me.