Thoughts at random

[BlackGeneral]

What's wrong about heterosexual guys having sex with their friends, the time to find a girlfriend?

It's not gay. I just love my friends, and I like to make them happy.
What wrong about masturbating each other in all friendship?
They are so cute when they orgasm.
It's not gay. I just like cute things

 

[ieatass69]

What's wrong about heterosexual guys having sex with their friends, the time to find a girlfriend?

It's not gay. I just love my friends, and I like to make them happy.
What wrong about masturbating each other in all friendship?
They are so cute when they orgasm.
It's not gay. I just like cute things

just say no homo

 

[KATCRX]

You and I being friends was never, ever a possibility in this cruel world.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Is it really a good idea for indoors people to meet outdoor?

 

[Zblurth]

what has the highest water %, A water melon... or a foetus... do not ask my autistic brain why it did try to connect those 2 dots I have no fucking clue

 

[EOTFOFYL]

I always wonder
What Panda is thinking of
When he writes a post.....

 

[Ivegotnolife]

The law of the "Conservation of Mass" does not exist..... If a unmagnetized metal object of miniscule weight comes too close to another unmagnetized metal object it will become heavy enough to crush your hand.

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[Angry_Panda]

The law of the "Conservation of Mass" does not exist..... If a unmagnetized metal object of miniscule weight comes too close to another unmagnetized metal object it will become heavy enough to crush your hand.

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There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to start.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to start.

keep saying that when you get crushed to death under a 15 pound auto part you can wave about one handed one moment,
but when it gets close to it's soul mate part it's like you are the poor soul caught between Thor and his hammer....

 

[OisE]

caught between Thor and his hammer....

You mean, caught between Thor's hammer and the ground, no?

 

[ieatass69]

The law of the "Conservation of Mass" does not exist..... If a unmagnetized metal object of miniscule weight comes too close to another unmagnetized metal object it will become heavy enough to crush your hand.

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Just like your hand when fondling deez nuts. Hah.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

You mean, caught between Thor's hammer and the ground, no?

You seen the clip where Thor's holding Loki/Odin up in front of him while his hammer is returning?
The potential results are much more drastic then him just putting it on your chest and pinning you down.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Brain eating ameba is a myth, or I became immune to it long ago with all the swamp sludge that dripped into my sinuses from the bowels of the equipment I work on.

 

[Devourer]

what if you were able to nut on command.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Why do they use a red pigment that is known to cause allergic reactions as the pigment for allergy meds?

 

[Devourer]

I need a fanbase to follow me around all day and keep me company

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Salad in the bowl before...
looks like...
Salad in the bowl after...
Makes one wonder...
did it pause long enough to do the duty it was meant to do?
or just not give a Sh and pass on through?

 

[MilkDrinker]

Is Rukia a tomboy?

 

[Devourer]

Men really be jorkin it in the shower....

 

[Angry_Panda]

Shower time is supposed to be private time. Please respect that.

(...posting for a friend.)