*Kuze-kun causally walking into the room while pretending to be on the phone*
Kuze: "No i didn't request all sports club activity canceled just because, there might be a real security hazard that..."
Kuze: "No, it's not that simple and i won't do that." "I will not!"
*Kuze pretends to hang up and seamlessly starts talking to Alya*
Kuze: "Ohai Alya."
Alya: "K-Kuze-kun?!"
Kuze: "I think there's a problem with the training field, apparently some Chunni attempted a ritual again."
Alya: "They did what?!?"
Kuze: "A fake ritual, don't even ask. Some made up anime bulls*it". "The point is it may have involved fireworks and i felt that i should report."
Club meatheads: "bUt mUh TrAiNinG ReGiMeN"
Kuze: "Hey go ahead and chase your balls in what might be a minefield if you really want to, see if i care."
Kuze: "So Alya, what's going on with you?"
Alya: "I-i was just thinking about a new arrangement for a field that the clubs could use, but seeing that there's a situation.."
Kuze (cuts in the middle): "Well that's great to hear Alya. You know, i am really glad we have you in the student council."
Kuze: "Everyone sure is lucky to have you working in the school's best interest, foreseeing the situation ahead and taking the intitative to care for the clubs like this."
Kuze: "You're the best!"
Alya: "..Спаси́бо." (Thank you)
Kuze: "Well guys, looks like your savior is here and there's an alternative field you could still use. Isn't that great?"
Club meatheads: "BuT wE NeEd tO sHaRe".
Kuze: "Well aren't you smart, even putting aside nonsense gripes to figure out things for both clubs."
Kuze: "I mean it's not like you have a choice now, but at least some practice before the tournament is better than none, right?"
Club meatheads: "nO We nO sHaRe".
Kuze: "Well i fail to see the part where that's my problem. You do have a field, take it or leave it."
Kuze: "It's not like you guys have anything better to do other than running around chasing after balls anyway."
Kuze (to-Alya): "Ms. student council representative, about that report i was mentioning earlier..."
*Kuze-kuns starts slowly pulling Alya out of the room*
Alya: "Sure. B-But.."
*As the door closes on both clubs dumbfolded*
Kuze: "How many times am i going to have to save your ass?"