Minato... Accidentally pushed down stairs, suffers a head wound (he could have died, you know), and is worried that he "caused trouble" for the club members. I bet he would apologize for not getting out of the way of a red-light runner. I hate that trope.
Honestly uncle kind of based for finding more appeal in a daikon than an underaged girl.
By the way, school girl had no right to slap an authority, and he can sue her ass any time for that assault.