20 years later, married with football team and another on the way:
"I can't tell if she likes me or not..."
He finally asks her out on their 50th anniversary (she’s pregnant with their 40th child and still does not have her Line ID)
She stands up, removes the fake pregnancy pad
The pregnancy: Fake
His children: paid actors
The four-day-three-nights “friend trip” in Okinawa: She Used an onahole between her thighs
A camera crew floods in followed by the head of Ashton Kutcher floating in a jar
“you just got Punk’d!”
He awakens in a cold sweat, he’s still in highschool, he’ll definitely get her Line ID tomorrow (he won’t)