Noooo you tease!
Also on the notion of children, I recall Tanuki granny said it's possible, but it's really hard.
It's a good plan to get rid of your in-laws alright. A night time heart attack while going for a piss. Nice and clean.Kogane, perhaps revealing that you're a monster from fable to an old man in the middle of the night with the lights off isn't the best plan for a reveal...
Hopefully the reveal goes well!