Tsurizao Hitotsu de Isekai Hourou - Ch. 10 - The Fisherman Uses the Rockfish

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Just say "YES", MC-kun :smugchisato: when else are you gonna catch a sexy, big-boobed girl right after going fishing

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I'm starting to see the merit in Urist Boatmurdered's stance on elves
"I HAVE ESCAPED THE CLUTCHES OF HELL TO CRUSH TO PASTE WHATEVER FOUL FHAKKEN ELVES THAT STEPS IN MY PATH"

"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE MY SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT, AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS, AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE, JUST SO I CAN KICK THEM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET! YA TWAT!

ALRIGHT! LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! IF YOU TRY ANYTHING NASTY WITH BITCHBOY OVER HERE, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING ARROWS, AND SHOVE THEM INBETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS! I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT BOWSTRING OF YOURS, AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN, UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION, AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKING VIOLIN! I'M GOING TO HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I'M GOING TO COLOR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT OF YOURS RED, USING YOUR FUCKING BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKIN' BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!"

"LISTEN HERE YA SPIKE-COCKED, TAR-EYED, PLANK-SHAPED, SEWER-ASSED RODENT ANALOGUES! I'M GONNA SHEAR THAT THIN FILM OF SLIME YOU CALL A SKIN FROM YER SPINDLY HUSK AND MAKE A FUCKING RAINCOAT OUT OF IT! I'M GONNA SLAM MY FISTS DOWN YOUR THROAT, RIP YER INKY INNARDS OUT AND STITCH A LEATHERY SACK OUT OF EM! IM GONNA SAW YER WEE LEGS OFF AND TURN YEOUR HOLLOW LEGBONES INTO FUCKING FLUTES! I'M GONNA CRAFT A MAKESHIFT BAG PIPE OUT OF THE RANCID MATERIALS I HAVE HARVESTED FROM YER TWITCHING BODIES, AND I'M GONNA COME AROUND AND PLAY A NICE TUNE AT YER FUNERAL CEREMONIES! BEFORE I PISS ON YER FUCKING GRANDMA!!!!"
 

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