This was pretty incomprehensible, to be honest.
Indeedyo. I guess it's not so easy to tell a proper story when you're forced to cram in all that sweet, sweet merchandise product placement in it.
But hey, at least i don't have to feel weird about all those unexpected feelings that Waver Velvet's face used to send down my pants anymore. "Draw a girl..." etc, etc.
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"Molester man" >> "Densha Otoko"